''say my name, say my name.... Review on Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon

..when no one is around you, say baby I love you, you ain't playin games'' Yeah right. Hindi movie characters are too busy announcing their love to the rest of the world (regrdless of whether we wanna hear about it or not). WHY DID I WATCH THIS MOVIE? WHY OH WHY OH WHY? My head is still aching from the sight of Kareena. The plot has already been well covered by other reviewers. Sufficient to say that Sanjana (Kareena) is loud and obnoxious and annoying (what a shocker). Sanjana is ''a modern Indian girl'' which means she spouts Sanskrit AND simultaneously shakes herself for the benefit of the audience. As for Prem#1(Hrithik), why is he doing this to himself? I guess Sanjana and Prem have a private helicoptor or something, because if they don't there isn't any way they could get to Switzerland that fast. Then he wins her over and awww how sweet, he gets her name tattoed on his arm. But wait, there's a catch. He isn't the Prem everyone thought he was(Just like Roshan wasn't the actor I thought he was. What happened to the Hrithik Roshan that acted in Fiza and Mission Kashmir?). Anyway, the real Prem comes on the scene and Sanjana shows off various parts of her body. Actually she never stopped doing that. Then the real Prem(played by little B) falls for her. Through a miracle of God he finds out about Prem #1,he sacrifices himself, and they get married. Actually the only good thing about this movie was the ending. Prem #2 was way too good for Sanjana and it would have been a huge waste if he'd married her. Abhishek Bacchan did an awesome job, but even he couldn't save the movie from crashing. BTW, what is it with ''cute'' pets in indian movies? Tuffy was nauseating enough. Don't watch this movie..watch Chitchor instead. I refer you to peaceful's awesome review about that. Please comment...