Ridiculous!!. Review on Main Hoon Na - Bollywood

This was one of the most ridiculous movies I have seen recently. I rented main hoon na and masti at the same time. I saw masti first which was THE MOST hilarious films I have ever seen my entire life!!! After that I saw this stupid movie main hoon na.

To tell you the truth I didn't expect a lot from it anyways but I was curious how farah khan is as a director. Firstly, I don't even understand the title, what has it got to do with the film anyways? I mean it was a typical paki india war type of thing which we have seen countless times.

Have to admit I was pleasantly surprised shah rukh khan was actually quiet and mature unlike his usual hamming, shaking, irritable, perky, girlish, (should I go on???) usual self. I liked his quiet nature in here at least it didnt irritate me as usual.

Of the newcomers, nobody could have played lucky's role better than the dude that did. In fact I think this guy would make a very pretty girl!! lol

Seriously, I couldn't tell if that was a wig or what but his features are so feminine that if he wore a skirt, even a man would be attracted to him! lol his crying scenes made me roll on the ground with laughter!! notice how he curls his chin and lower lip downwards when he's emotional, its soo artificial and hilarious!! I read somewhere that farah khan was laughing at him cause he couldnt get one of his emotional scenes right. Although shah rukh and kiron kher rehearsed their parts in half an hour, this lucky dude spent the whole day on one particular emotional scene. Farha's laugh made him angry and thats when he finally improved!

The other girl, amrita rao, is such a boney little girl. She's got NOT BEHIND OR CHEST and is flat from head to toe!! she looks like a preteen girl who tries to act older by wearing women's clothes. If she think wearing those skin showing outfits made her look sensuous, think again, she looked disgusting like a small birg/pigeon like body with a pretty face. She is such a DUMBO!! lately this chick's been coming in every film, I guess its the casting couch that is helping her

Sushmita sen was the most idiotic, stupid, and senseless role ever!! she is the queen of flops and should have stuck to it instead of trying to squeeze herself into a major star cast. I heard farah khan put her in here only because a few years ago she promised to cast her in a movie she directs. Which means she literally had to squeez and make space for this gigantic chick and add the unnecessary songs for her. I mean hello, she was a stupid science teacher but seemed more of a dance and singing teacher to me! oh please, how is this bimbette gonna be teaching college students chemistry????? she starts her elementary lectures and then break dances into a song under the water fall with her student!! lol, that's hilarious

In fact I didn't even finish this dumb movie cause I was literally getting sleepy and bored. Ejected it from the video and returned it to the store. Can't believe I wasted my dollar on this stupid movie and I want my money back!!