Then what am I doing !?. Review on Main Hoon Na - Bollywood

Main hoon na ? shah rukh says it to all ? the Love counselor ! A man ? ? how can men ever be a love counselor ? those who are more famous for creating ruckus and general unrest in the nation ? egoistic and selfish?anyways not their fault ? its what his mother went through during - pre, while and post pregnancy ? sons just represent the bitterness of their respective mothers?and fathers.

If parents are bitter, fighting & contradictory in nature ? children more or less become like them?very few change for better or for worst due to circumstances, peer pressure or some accident ? like Khalil Gibran had a ? strong willed , not giving up easily mother (Kamilla) but a fraud, cheat father who was jailed (framed falsely or otherwise I do not know) ? but she went on and on and on ? son saw it all , felt it all, imbibed it all ? imbibed a lot from Mother nature ? and became a precious Pearl !

Anyways scenes from Kuch-2 hota hai taken ? Jhalli(uncouth) girl (daughter of Army officer Kabir bedi) very tom boyish as father always wanted a son so the daughter tried to please father by becoming and behaving like a boy ..but when she grows up, she falls in love with an uncouth boy(long hair, flunky life style) ? now what?

Army officer , Major. Shah rukh khan acts like a college boy who was deputed to protect Kabir Bedi?s daughter as she was to become an ?endangered species? ? some terrorists had threatened him that they will get his daughter. In the meanwhile it is shown that Kabir Bedi , being an Army Oficer is so busy with looking after the nation that he has no time for family and there is a major communication gap between father and daughter ! God knows how they get such ideas about Life of Army families !!

Hang on ? there is yet another locha case in here ? the flunky fella , the uncouth army officer?s daughter is in love with is the step brother of Major Shah Rukh !! for 20 years, mother and flunky son were lamenting father?s absence from their life ? whereas father was living happily ever after with shah rukh?s mother and son shah rukh ? he had died actually and son shah rukh had come to celebrate the last rites with step mother and son ? actually I have missed the first scene ? saw it from the scene where he is seen singing and dancing with young college boys and girls ?Kiska hai yeh tumko ? song.

In comes a chemistry teacher (susmita sen) wearing a shiffon saree which is blowing more than the wind and showing?.well and wearing a bow blouse ? kind of choli tied from behind ! here we have men - tailors etc. who are getting paid for sewing hooks and stitch buttons to the kameez worn by ladies and the new generation fashion designers are out to exterminate them! They are encouraging olden day style ? no jhamelas of hooking and unhooking?kind of what neena gupta wore in kama sutra??

Her name is chandni?.and whenever shah rukh sees her he becomes giddy.

Shah rukh asks Chandni to make the uncouth girl as feminine and oomph filled and as coquettish as she is . She agrees ? and the uncouth girls straightens her hair , wears a salwar kameez ? hang on ? a kameezs with thread knots showing the waxed back ! uncouth boy sees it and falls in love with immediate effect.

In the mean time uncouth guy?s mother?s birthday arrives and so shah rukh suggests that he should cut his hair?mother drops the ?puja ki thali? (this is where I went mad ? no one drops thalies after worshipping Me ?just joking ) and mother and son are both very happy.

In comes a physics professor ? a male with a pony tail !..who is actually the terrorist ? but knew wave motion, light rays, vernier calipers, vector and scalar scale measurement?etc which a physics professor teaches ? amazing things this education has taught us I tell you! Look at me for example ! how am I utilizing my education have you ever wondered dear readers ? by being an Alkaline Critic ..unlike the acid critics who you see often! -

Then there is a prom festival where they sing ?gore-6 chore-6?? a song where men are requesting women to be a one-man woman !how times have changed ! good.

In this song, Ms. Universe, Susmita sen, is wearing a red chiffon saree and the pallu is taken in a very advantageous way.. from the men?s point of view ? see the movie yourself and enjoy.

I am going to recommend this movie to MS-ians because I want them to see & feel the good old college days ? although since I was in a woman?s college so I escaped this ?Love Locha syndrome? which catches up one while he / she is in college ? kind of peer pressure !