Oct 17, 2009 04:12 PM
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Now if you have a lady that does 'mujra' in an Indian film - you can call her Haseena from Pakistan! I didn't say that, the film states that
The film also lay on one of the most lame twists I've ever seen, you know like Mr Khanna has just bankrupt a huge company on the stock exchange where he used to work - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - sorry, I'll get back to typing this bogus review for a bogus film
With this, Mrs Khanna is now a waitress, obviously Mr Khanna hasn't got a job anymore since he rollicked the previous career path of his but the key here is that the waitress' of this particular restaurant that Mrs Khanna works for, can be mistaken for a couple of Prostitutes in a brothel - the dress sense could easily back this.
Anyway, Mr Khanna upset with his unemployment gets told by a homosexual lookalike (Dino Morea) who keeps his lips wet for some weird reason that there is a job waiting for him in Singapore. What a ridiculous company in Singapore, I must say, that didn't realise that Mr Khanna has already ruined a company in Melbourne or maybe its just that Mr Khanna got away with it!
Now since Mr Khanna has ruined a humongous company, he decides he will ruin another company, the company of his wife - at the airport Mr Khanna tells Mrs Khanna that he will leave for Singapore and that she must go to Delhi back to her parents, since he wants to come back to her rich in wealth. Mr Khanna would probably think that Mrs Khanna would be a hinderance in his quest for a bit of money making, you know a nice 29 year old female, well endowed, sleeping in your bed may cause a problem of the attention going on lubes rather than working and building a bank balance
So Mr Khanna's flight for Singapore leaves in an hour and Mrs Khanna's flight to Delhi leaves in 2 hours, Mr Khanna boards his flight and guess what...... Mrs Khanna doesn't, she decides to stay in Melbourne and wait for mister richie rich Mr Khanna to return
Right, so during this fracas, Mrs Khanna meets 'MAIN' who happens to be another waiter, who helps her, along with some dipshit friends of Mrs Khanna and 'MAIN's friends. Waiter begins to fall in love with Mrs Waitress and after some lame comedy and silly drunk scenes returns the Mr Khanna!
[i]Return of the mac - YEAHHHHH - return of the mac - COME ON - return of the mac - OH MY GOD - you know that I'm your man[/i] [b]OKAY SORRY[/b]
Mr Khanna hasn't bankrupt the Singapore company this time, infact comes back a rich man to get back Mrs Khanna - of course since now he can afford a bigger bed in Singapore, now its time for a bit of lube action. Mr Khanna meets Mrs Khanna's friends and realises that this film that the audience is watching can't finish at that, so he begins to think of a mutual marriage between Mrs Khanna and Mr Waiter for obtaining a work permit is true and that Mrs Khanna likes waiter more.
CONFUSION
SONG
Meeting between Mrs Khanna and waiter - clear things up for Mrs Khanna as shes also confused too
Then Mr and Mrs Khanna get back together and fly off to Singapore while mister waiter, broken hearted, has to make do with a certain Miss Deepika Fad, you know women are supposedly distressed by husbands and boyfriends at this Mebourne airport, so it seems!
Salman Khan does what he does best, one step forward, two steps backwards - an awful performance to say the least. Kareena Kapoor keeps her face shining, Sohail Khan is a waste of screen space. Yash Tonk, Mahek Chahal, Nauheed, Dino Morea are a bunch of clowns who probably got this role because they address Salman Khan as Salman Bhai.
Music is the only thing that kept me in my chair - Dont Say Alvida, Tum Ne Socha, Rabba all well placed in the movie but my favourite in the movie is Happening - real classy!
Director Prem Soni - I'll be very suprised if this guy gets another film, rubbish director with a horrid sense of story telling, I mean the man even gave Bappi Lahri a character role. Then again there is another way to get a film to direct in the future, keep addressing Salman Khan as Salman Bhai!
Any self respecting woman who gets ditched at an airport like presented in the movie, will never go back to that man again, especially not in 2009. In a Romantic Drama if your storyline is comic, it can never be taken seriously!
