THE GREAT ESCAPE. Review on M. Azharuddin

“The Great Escape”

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THE GREAT ESCAPE

ICC(International Council for Conmans) Pictures presents The Great Escape

Starring: Azharuddin, Sangeeta Bijalini, Kapil Dev, Jagmohan Dalmiya , Hansie Cronjie and others. Special Appearance Tehelka.com, Manoj Prabhakar, Sanjay Gupta

Music: After Special request (Anu Malik)

Director : Manoj Prabhakar.

Note:

All the characters in this movie are fictitious most of them are facts. If there are any resemblance, than it is the reader’s view of watching this movie. This movie is all about what I felt when the scam broke out. The facts of this movie have been manipulated but if you have problems with it. Then email me the right facts.,

Plot

The movie has gots lot of plot; it’s an action, comedy, thriller and a horror movie.

The story starts some decade ago, a guy named Mohammed Azharuddin from a City called Hyderabad around 1000kms from Delhi, which is the capital of India. He started with a dream for playing for the Indian cricket team and he did succeeded. He made is debut in the 1984-85 series against England at Calcutta. His favourite ground till date. People oozed at his great batting skill and he became one of the great players of all time with being the first person to score 9000runs in ODI.

Though he was nervous of his 90s hence has maximum number of 50s and failed to score more 100s but he has only 7 hundreds to his name. The years went by and went on to become the Captain of Indian team. In his leadership India won maximum number of matches, but there were many villains who were not happy with it. No doubt Azhar started collecting runs and also started collecting expensive watches and cars. Don’t ask me from where he got these things.

Then came in the early 90s the dream girl and ex Salman Khan, Miss Sangeeta Bijlani. She became his source of earning money and carving for more money.

He met a person called Sanjay Gupta and he showed more such lavish watches and he got lured to it , apart from that Sangeeta Bijlani, also carved for more money so he couldn’t know from were to get it. Now the question.?

1. Will Azhar do something different to get money for his girl

   
   




2. Will Azhar fix matches along with other character actors?

   
   

Watch this after the interval …

INTERVAL

Now desperately needed money for his new girl and he got a partner from South Africa called Mr Hansie Cronje. He was his real partners and fixed many matches. Now looking at Azhar getting money, girl. Manoj Prabhakar couldn’t sustain jealousy. He started demanding money along with Kapil Dev. Now Azhar got into action and filled everyone’s mouth, Manoj Prabhakar, Kapil Dev, Salim Malik, Hansie Cronje, Mark Waugh, Shane Warne.Arjuna Ranatunga, Alec Stewart, Ajay Jadeja

Now doubt some of these players fixed their matches, sometimes-even Azhar was not involved but the person Sanjay Gupta was involved. Mark and Shane on the Australian Tour of Pakistan, Alec Stewart again on Pakistan’s tour of England, Hansie and Arjuna on the Indian Tour.

Now, a stage arrived and Azhar refused to give money but he continued giving money to Kapil Dev. This made Manoj Prabhakhar angry and he along with scam website, Tehelka got the truth and their broke the biggest scam in the History of any game.

Mr Azhar’s glowing glory started waving out and he was banned for life. Finally Internatinal Council for Conman’s (ICC) wanted to have a complete report and along with BCCC (Big Council for Cricket Conman) made a committee and took out a report which will be finished by the end of the 23rd Century hoping. What happened to everyone?

Ajay JadejaSacked from the team but recently got married to another family, which is full of Scamsters(Jaya Jaitely)

Hansie : Facing Life ban from cricket but enjoying his money.

Mark and Shane: Still Playing for Australia

Kapil Dev Busy minting money in from Sahara India and also busy playing Golf.

Sanjay Gupta Absconding but somewhere enjoying his life

Azharuddin & Sangeeta

Have finally got a GREAT ESCAPEand busy building the second round of money by starting a Company called Azhar Sangeeta Management Services.

Note: THIS REVIEW IS WRITTEN ON A APRIL FOOLS DAY AND HAS TO BE TAKEN SPORTINGLY, IF NOT, I DON’T CARE. ENJOY THE MIGHTY LAUGH ALSO CRY ON THE STATE OF CRICKET NOT ONLY IN INDIA BUT INTERNATIONALLY

Why I have recommended Azhar because of his great batting and captainship skill. No doubt he did wrong thing, but there are many involved and apart from that no one can dismiss his amazing records.

One-Day International Record

M I NO Runs HS Ave 100 50 Ct St

Batting & Fielding 334 308 54 9378 153* 36.92 7 58 156 0

Test Record

Batting & Fielding 99 147 9 6215 199 45.03 22 21 105 0

Have a nice and wacky APRIL FOOLS DAY !!!!