HOT MOUTHSHUT COUPLES IN A HOT LUX AD. Review on Lux International 'Shahrukh Khan' commercial

Warning

Like last review take this review in a light hearted way as it is written in humourous way.

What happens in this ad?

Shahrukh bathing in a bath tub with rose flowers and lux and saying yeh hai meri sundarta ka raaz.

Question Number 1

Why does this ad has such low recommendation at MS?

Two Possible Answers

(1) Lux people are stupid.

(2) MS people are stupid.

Guess the right answer.

OK the right answer is answer number one - Lux people are stupid. Bloody idiots, fools they are. If you guessed the answer correctly, gift yourself a lollypop and suck it well from my behalf. But if your answer was wrong, give yourself one tight slap from my behalf.

Now some of you cute but dumb people may ask how lux people are stupid?

My answer is they are stupid because they are sometimes like Mira Nair and they make a movie like Fire (a soap just for ladies – lesbianism). And now after the ladies their next target is to make all the males Bobby Darling with this new Shahrukh Khan ad.

If I was the owner of Lux Company I would have fired the a$$e$ of marketing strategy people. Why the hell are they promoting Lesbianism and Booby (is it bobby or booby.. err doesn’t make much difference anyway) Darlingism?

Now you will say Mr. Dhananjay Bhaiya are you some IIIM graduate that you are going to make a great marketing strategy for them. OK my marketing strategy will be to learn something from Sooraj Barjatya movies. Didn’t understand? Just like Barjatya makes family movies they should promote lux as a family soap. E.g. Not showing just Shahrukh in the tub, but showing Shahrukh, Gauri and the two kids together in the tub having bath! Isse kehte hain na complete family sabun.

But why Shahrukh? If I was the owner of Lux Company I would have increased the sales of company overnight by using some of the great couples which I made in my last review as models. See this is how it would have happened if I included some of those great ones.

Superhit Ad Number 1 – Coolcritic007 and Chand Tare

Now Chandra has two big posters of Abhishek and Saif in the bathroom. Ali Bhai is very upset at this since he feels shy having a bath in front of two males so what even if they are just posters? So Ali Bhai is very angry at this and he gives dhamki of bathing in the neighbour’s bathroom if she didn’t remove those two posters. Now Chandra is an intelligent girl and she puts Akshay Kumar’s poster there too, so now Ali Bhai is very happy and has started bathing 4 times a day in his own very bathroom with none other than our Lux International Soap. Ting tong ti ting.

Special Offer – With 10 packs of Lux get 10 kisses from Ali Bhai free.

Superhit Ad Number 2 – ZuluDancing and Svjayalakshmi

Zuludancing would be having a strange habit of dancing in the bathtub while having bath. Jaya bhabhiji was very fed up of this habit of him since he took so much time in the bathroom. And Jaya bhabhi was suspicious that naughty Aditya bhaiya maybe reading some “spicy magazines” there like Shahid Kapoor of Ishq Vishk. Jaya bhabhi is angry now, so how does Zulu bhaiya console her? He gets her a big box of lux soaps and jaya bhabhi is very very happy indeed. Ting tong Ti ting.

Special offer – With 10 packs of Lux you get Jaya Bhabhi’s Special Dish Sambhar Beans free

Superhit Ad Number 3 – Rohitthebest and Cousin2

Now this is called Globalisation. Cousin2 says “Hey Darling Rohit I would have loved to bath with you in same bath tub and same towel but sadly we don’t get Lux in Victoria.” Rohit bhai says, “So what jaan, I’m coming to Victoria with whole big super family pack of lux soaps, not just for you but for your husband also hahahahaha.” I’m sure the day is not far when Manmohan Singh will take so many Lux Soaps for George Bush one day to America. Ting Tong Ti ting.

Special Offer – With 10 packs of Lux get a mms clip of Rohit and Lyla absolutely free

Superhit Ad Number 4 – Juggernaut and Premjit

Now they both are happily married lekin unke haste khelte parivar mein sirf ek kami hai – kids ki. Don’t ask why! Iss baat se hamare chote mote bhaiya juggernaut bahut pareshan rehte hain. One day Premjit comes home early from office and tells Juggernaut to get ready for a candle light dinner. Juggers gets ready sad heartedly but our Premjit bhai is so filmy na. He takes him to an adoption house in place of candle light dinner and they adopt two twins cute babies. The next scene features the four of them happily bathing in bath tub with Lux International Soap. Ting tong ti ting.

Special Offer – With 10 packs of Lux get a juggernaut dictionary absolutely free.

Superhit Ad Number 5 – Dhananjay and Chandni.

Hayee dayyiya mujhe sharm aati hai apna khud ka ad batane mein. Log kya kahenge. Chalo phir bhee batata hoon. Chandni gets locked in the bathroom while having bath. I enter home after office and hear her screams that she is locked, in bathroom. Now what to do? But I have one weak point. Without bathing with Lux my mind doesn’t work in such things. So I go outside the building and climb the pipe to reach the 4th floor where my flat’s bathroom window is. Get inside the bathroom. Have a bath with Lux. Climb down from the pipe and then think what to do! Ting tong ti ting.

Special Offer – With 10 packs of Lux get a chance to go for shopping with my sister Lallupanju.

This is how to make the ad. The current Lux International Shahrukh commercial is total bakwaas in front of it.