May 08, 2005 10:51 PM
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(Updated May 08, 2005 10:55 PM)
To our beloved Muscle Bhai,
First, props at your ability to better your actor:actress ratio. You've set a new record.
Right now, your 40-year age to Sneha Ulllllllla-la-la's 17 puts your Bollywood Couple Index at 2.35. Still, we're convinced you can do better.
Moving right along. I've read comparisons between Sneha to Aishwariya.
I'm unsure. She has an awesome refreshening face - unfortunately, her face to body size ratio appears like a big pumpkin sticking out of little man.
Credit to the director though for realizing that very fact(albeit a little late in the shooting) and covering her top with a military helmet. That was cute. Ingenious. But it would be more entertaining if the helmet was maybe colored orange or something. Maybe?
Cut to minute 45 of the movie. Salman I want to marry you. That song almost made me feel like I could have churned out Little Sneha's dance alongside you. She was amazing. It was ALMOST like a grandchild doing a happy-75 dance for her grandfather.
But seriously, I want to respond to all your critics that smash you for everything like dancing like Mogli to jogging on one-tyre bike: you totally rocked that song and delivered a Michael Jacksonesque performance India has forver been looking for. You have potential. (I advise you to wisely choose your Baba should you be inclined to go further in your journey a la Mike Jackson path).
Kudos to Mithun. PD you rocked. It has taken you few decades to get here but your atheletcism is finally showing! If Bollywood does not pay you well enough, the Indian cricket team's still looking for a coach.
To save the best for the rest, Salman: thank you.
Thank you for kicking those Russians. I was tired of seeing you whooping poor Indians that looked like cotton balloons in your previous flics like Garv etc. We're ALL FINALLY convinced of your muscles power.
Sincerely,
Yours Truly
