January 2005 :
10.30 a.m.
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Burrr……… Burrr……….. Burrrrr…………
Secretary: Sa Sa ..Sir..
Boss (barking) : Why can't you just pick up ur intercom in the first buzz ..?
Secy : Sir, I’ve jus’ come to the Pantry to prepare my cup of tea …..& I am picking up the line from here …….
Boss : OK….. Jus’ come here quickly …..
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10.34 a.m.
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Burrr……… Bur
Secy : Sir, I am just on my way …..
Boss : Bring our company’s current physical & financial status …
Secy : Haan Jee Sir……
Boss : Quickly…… I mean really ‘Q U I C K L Y’ OK?
Secy : Sae… (--- B A N G ---) Futttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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10.35 a.m.
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Secy. running to Boss’s Cabin without taking her cup of morning tea. There are two visitors & boss orders (means ‘REQUESTS’ her in front of the visitors) her to take her seat ….. and obediently she joins the discussions…..
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11.00 a.m.
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Boss (to the visitors): Tea or Coffee ……
Vis : Hmmm … (nodding) Tea is fine
Boss (looking at his Secy.) : Could you organize …..
Secy : Sure Sir … (ordering teas via intercom to the pantry boy)
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11.15 a.m.
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Pantry Boy serves four cups of Tea ……
Secretary is getting too busy in taking dictation of the discussions as well as simultaneously answering their queries…as well as attending to the incoming calls of her boss as well as ……. as well as ……… as well as …….. as well as ………
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11.55 a.m.
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Ooooooouch ………… Secy. is thwarted to find her cup of Tea to have turned ICE COLD. Anyway…… she has already started developing a slight headache….. ‘Never Mind’, she consoles herself & takes her cup of Tea in hand…….
Ouch…….
Boss : Oh… how could someone ever imagine taking such a ‘bitter tea’, certainly I wouldn’t !!
Hush……….. Secretary drops the idea …….
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12.15 p.m.
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The Mouse starts running and jumping all the way through the Secretary’s stomach and she is disgusted about the meeting getting extended and extending and extended and extended…… Secretary gradually develops severe headache……
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12.25 p.m.
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Secretary starts glimpsing at her watch & longingly glances at the intercom…… but the boss just doesn’t give her any chance to order her cup of tea. He cleverly uses even a minute interval …..
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12.45 p.m.
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Secretary gives up the idea and FORGETS her morning cup of TEA. She is glad about her looming lunch time & hopes to get away from her misery soon……
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01.55 p.m.
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Finally, the meeting does gets over ….. and the Secretary is happily having her lunch, but without her cup of tea, she had already started feeling too pale-looking & sick, that she munches part of her lunch & dispenses off with the remainings …..
Almost this is the recurring pathetic scenario at the Secretary’s Office on a daily basis
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WILL SHE GET AT LEAST HER AFTERNOON TEA ???
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Wondering who this most unfortunate regrettable Secretary is ? The Secretary’s name is “Mrs. Jayalakshmi Shyam”-------
------- hee hee hee hee hee hee -------
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Feb 1st 2005 :
‘Secretary’ is too tired after an extensive shopping and drops into a Café with her hubby to have some cool drink. Unfortunately there were no usual cool drinks and the Maître d' desires to know if the ‘Secretary’ is interested in a ‘Refreshing Ice-Cold Lipton Tea’. The damn tired ‘Secretary’ tastes her Lipton Cold Tea and Wow……. she is mesmerized by its fascinating tang…….!!!!!
On stepping out of the Café, the husband could find his wife’s face ‘SWOLLEN UP WITH PRIDE’. He is wondering “What’s happened to her… her face is lit up so damn intensely ! Has she been confirmed of any Special Award ?”, but decides against asking her about it ‘cause he knows how things sometimes turns out….. so rather than a slam & smash, he leaves her in her own way ……. & remains tight-lipped !!!!
Feb 2nd 2005 :
8.00 a.m.
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Secy.(to her hubby) : Honey, could you get me 2 bottles of Lipton Ice Tea to take with me to my office ?
Hubby is already busy getting ready to visit his patients…..but who would act against the requests (Orders?) of the spouse – does it with ‘pleasure’ (outward show?)
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10.00 a.m.
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Burrr……… Burrr………..
Secretary: ‘.. Morning Sir..
Boss : Haang… can you jus’ come here quickly ….. (slams the receiver down)
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Secretary swiftly finishes her Lipton Ice Tea Bottle & in seconds runs to her Boss’ Cabin and starts taking her dictations as well as attending to her incoming calls as well as answering her Boss’s Mobile as well as answering her own mobile as well as answering his boss’s queries as well as calculating figures as well as…….. as well as…….. as well as…….. as well as……….. as well as………….
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