Lakshaya : Mount Everest. Review on Lakshya

I had an intution that this movie is just like another average movie. But 88% recommendation at Mouth shut and 24 reviews praising Lakshaya made me see it. But as I thought of it, it disappoints!! Frankly Speaking its a mix of Dil Chahta hai + Prahaar + Border + Vertical Limit. Farhan pls God sake, at least not you... give us something new. I dont say, Its not a pathetic movie... but we expect much better from someone who created DCH. I have my own parameters to judge and analyse a movie. Your comments are most welcome

Star Cast

Hee-r-Tick Roshan : Karan Shergil

preTTy Gin-Ta : Romie

Big B : Col Sunil Damle

Boman Irani : Tick Tick's Pa

Others : Sushant Singh, Parmeet Sethi, Raj Zutshi, Amrish Puri, Lilette Dubey.

Story

STAGE I : Dil Chahta hai

Karan (Hritik Roshan) is a lost character and doesn't have any Lakshaya in Life. ( A typical Farhan Akhtar character...that reminds me of Amir Khan in Dil Chahta hai..where his Dad asks him over dining table ''Kabhi apne future ke bare mein socha hai''.) Watching Arnie in Commando makes Tick Tick decide to join Army.

He loves Romie (Preity Zinta), who is a volatile character and wants to be a journalist. Her Character is inspired from much talked ''Barkha Dutt''. For some odd reasons, Romie also loves Karan...huh!!

Here onwards DCH takes a back seat and Prahaar starts

STAGE II : Prahaar

Stage II starts with scene of IMA... inspiring lectures by IMA commandant... Army bands...and what not. Alike our Prahaar dude.. Tik tik Roshan performs pathetic at IMA. Then he decided enuf is enuf and escapes from IMA with great ease. At home, receives rebuke of his Dad (Boman Irani). Romie also criticizes his move. After receiving Geeta Gyaan from Romie...which acts like a magical wonder pill. Mr. Loser turns to a Gladiator.

STAGE III : Border + Vertical Limit

Last stage shows the recap of Border and LOC...showing some stints of fauji life of Punjab Regiment. (Here you have Om puri instead of Kulbhushan Karbanda of Border). Then our Big B takes the reins from Heer-Tick Tick.

Then all of you just replace the kurbaani's of Suniel Shetty and Akshay Khanna with Raj Zutshi and Sushant Singh.

And lo...starts the Mountain expedition.. sorry, Lakshaya Mission. And.. the winner is Tick Tick Roshannnn!!!

Performance

Hritik Roshan is still suffering from hang over of Koi Mil Gaya. Dude... please you are no longer a mentally- retarded person in Lakshaya. You are the Jaadu in Lakshaya instead!!

Preity Zinta and Boman Irani are impressive with whatsoever little role they have got. Big B is looking very old and helpless without his angry young man josh. He should have kept his beard of Major Saab.

Sushant Singh steals the show, this actor is simply superb. After his dazzling performance in ''Jungle'' and ''The Legend of Bhagat Singh'', he desrverve applauds.

Music

Nothing great..''Agar main kahoon'' is O.K.... it again reminds you of ''Jane kyon log pyaar karte hain (DCH)''. Hritik is an exceptionally great dancer, but does it really look nice to break into an awesome break-dance action in a romantic song????

And Finally

Anyone, who knows even little bit about Indian Army will just say, What the #@**.

If a dull character like Karan can join Army, I have serious doubts on credibility of Service Selection Board.

Can you imagine 6 super-duper-Commandos taking away Tiger hill from teeny-weeny Pakistani Army. Pakistani Army will surely commit suicide when they'll see Tiger hill guarded by just 10 pakis with Rifles and Hand grenade...who are destroyed by Tick Tick without any Artillary and Airforce support.

It is a MUST see for all the fans of ''Maa Tujhe Salam'' kind of movies of Sunny Paaji. But, anyone desiring to watch a sensible flick..pls take a break.