May 08, 2003 12:46 PM
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(Updated May 08, 2003 03:30 PM)
This happened to me on a balmy evening.
I got dressed in my best satin evening gown. I put on my best make up, did up my hair in a very appealing kind of way and donned my best jewellery. I made sure that I looked like a million bucks.
For some strange reason, I forgot where I wanted to go. Since I was already all done up, I didn't want to undo the hours of make-up. Being the man-trap that I am, I decided to roam around in a jewellery store and look for hunks. I saw this wonderful store that was all empty. Nobody in it. I think I saw a store attendant there, but he seemed to be so anonymous that he seemed to blend in with the jewellery display shelves. Perfect. The only piece of attraction would be me! I saw only one chair there. God, it was made to look like a hand! Never saw a hand-chair before. But it sure excited me to be seated on something's hand! As I leaned daintily to one side, I saw a mirror. Bored as I was, I decided to at look the jewellery. But I soon got bored since I was wearing the best jewellery myself. So what better thing to look at than myself. I took a hand-mirror and began admiring my beauty.
Then all of a sudden I saw something flash in my mirror. Could it be my own beauty's brilliance? No, its something else. There's that flash again!! I looked out and there was this guy with his flashy thing! Oh my god!!! The shop sign says Closed! Have I been inside that long? I tip-toed to the door, and changed it back to Open without him noticing me!!
He came inside!! Oh my my!! He has that flashy thing. Its making me crazy with pleasure!! Oh my God, it says LG on that thing! Must be his charm weapon. I wonder what he does with that. Why cant he just wave that thing at me and sweep me off the floor with its magic. Flash me LG-man, I said to myself! Oh my here he comes towards me. Im all excited, and a bit scared too. Ooooo, hes going to say something to me, Im sure.
''Ummmmm, excuse me Ma'am, is there a rest room here in this mall?''
Expression completed.
