Jan 24, 2005 10:19 PM
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(Updated Jan 24, 2005 10:19 PM)
Review : It was dark and horrifying,everything around me was looking puzzling,everything I saw was going over my head,I had too much to take in,things were beginning to torture me ,yes, I had reached ''SOBistan'',the place where the black sea was full of tears and glycerine,suddenly......ttttrrrrrrrriiiiing;thank God it was a dream,a nightmare rather but fortunately not real,I had been tortured so immensly before while I was watching Kyunki blah blah blah........
Firstly,the various suggested titles-
Kyunki laalu ke paas bhi kabhi sar tha,
Kyunki meri biwi bhi kabhi khoobsoorat thi,
Kyunki chaach bhi kabhi dahi thi,
Kyunki,kyunki,kyunki.......... God,..someone give me Anacin.
Lets kick off with the ''supposively'' star of the show-Madam Tulsiji.Ok,she has three sons -A,B and C.(you dont expect me to know their names,do you-afterall they all sound the same).A,B and C are happily playing garba on a winter night with the rest of the family.....hmmmmm............which is approximately 1/3rd of India's population.Oh,there appears a new character to add to the band wagon,Mr.X who has a son D because of his affair with Madamji in the college.Ok,so she has four sons now-A,B,C and D.Now,after 17 episodes ,the story moves a little further.Hamaree Tulsiji ke patidev bhi kuch kam nahi hain.......He's had an affair with Mandira(What a memory,I actually remember her name),producing another set os sons-E and F.So now she has 6 sons to take care of(I am getting good at maths with the serial,sounds like a pros to me).Basically ,you keep continuing the cycle and dont worry,if you run out of alphabets,we've always got the numbers to bank on.
Warning:dont even dare to count the number of characters in the story because they increase at the rate of 10 per episode,Ok,Ok,Ok,....a little exaggerated that was,it is actually 9 per episode.
This is what happened in a latest episode I saw(Why did I????),Baa is crying because her age seems to be stagnant,(bees saal ke baad bhi ek bhi baal safed naa hua),Tulsi is crying coz there is another member in her ''Bachhe'' list,Mihir is crying coz Mandira (Biwi no.2,...remember) is unhappy,A,B,C,..... are crying coz there is no reason left to cry,Ekta Kapoor is crying coz Kahaani mein koi twist nahi aa raha and I are crying because I dont know whats got into people that they have made it the no.1 show.
Thats all folks,if I further go on ,I will receive a legal notice from the court.I hope you all have got the point.
Happy living.
vinay maloo.
