Its a verry hot and very funny movie my dear friends. Very very sexy and nice beautiful story. I like this film. This is a adult movie. So which are umder 18 dont see the my dear friends. Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3 should inspire the Censor Board to introduce a new rating to the existing lot: J for Juvenile.
Seriously, A for Adults Only is an insult to all those over-18s in this country with an iota of maturity and common
sense. Tusshar Kapoor and Aftab Shivdasani play buddies Kanhaiyya and Rocky in this, the third in the Kyaa Kool series. Kanhaiyya, son of industrialist P.K. Lele ( Shakti Kapoor) , is thrown out by his Dad for messing up at work. His quirk, since everyone must perforce have an identifying quirk in such films, is that his eyeballs get locked whenever he sees the colour red, giving him the appearance of a squint.
Rocky is… well no one really bothers to tell us anything about him beyond the fact that he is Kanhaiyya's friend.
The two take off for Bangkok where Rocky says a certain Mickey ( Krishna Abhishek) has offered them a hand job in his business.
Slip-up alert! He meant to say a job which requires us to lend him a hand in his business. So clever, na? When the boys land in Thailand, they realise their friend is a producer of, ahem, adult films although he insists he is not doing porn ka kaam but punya ka kaam ( applause again, please! ) since his earnings are pumped into considerable philanthropic work.
The residents of Mickey's palatial home-cum-studio include a transgender actor, another who is gay and perennially semi-nude, a method actress who gets so engrossed in her roles that even her normal off-screen conversations are conducted in gasps and moans( Gizele Thakral) and another ( Claudia Ciesla) who keeps going off into a trance to feel up her own body.
The setting and the latter two characters in particular have the potential for a rip-roaring laughathon. Besides, Krishna has good comic timing and Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3 reveals a funny bone in the Polish-German model-actress Claudia, whose calling cards in India right now are the 'item' number Balma in 2012's Akshay
Kumar-starrer Khiladi 786 and her appearance on Season 3 of the reality show Bigg Boss. Sadly, the writer-director team of Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3 loses the plot even before they've laid it out, recycling clichés and taking it for granted that nonsense cannot be intelligent, that rhyming words are somehow funny and that repetition is in itself a joke.
So a female porn star is known as
Mary/Meri Lee, the surname Lele
becomes a predictable source of
merriment, a man mistakes his own
foot in bed for an erection ( How?
Could he not feel his own body? )
while another refers to a buxom
woman as boobsurat. Yawn. Think
of something new, people. Then
there are meaningless inside jokes
playing on the words masti and
grand masti ( you know, the titles
of those films featuring Aftab and
guest star Riteish Deshmukh) .
Yawn. And of course there are self-
referential wisecracks about
ekta ( unity) . Yawn, yawn. How
often will we hear that in a film
produced by Ekta Kapoor?
No doubt Ekta and her colleagues
will argue, as they always do,
especially if a film goes on to earn
big money at the box office, that
critics are too serious and incapable
of enjoying comedy. Nonsense!
Heard of Hrishikesh Mukherjee, Sai
Paranjpye, Golmaal, Chupke
Chupke, Chashme Buddoor, Yes
Minister, Yes Prime Minister, stand-
up comedy, Pushpaka Vimana,
Kamal Haasan, Govinda, David
Dhawan at his best, Anil Kapoor,
Sridevi, Madhuri Dixit, Mrs
Doubtfire, Robin Williams, Billy
Crystal, Ellen DeGeneres, Riteish
( when he is not giving himself short
shrift) , Seinfeld, Friends, Two Broke
Girls, The Big Bang Theory,
Mohanlal, Jagadeesh, Jay Leno, John
Oliver, Jimmy Kimmel, Aisi Taisi
Democracy, Poochakkoru
Mookkuthi, Priyadarshan, Paresh
Rawal…you really want a longer
list? May I confess too that I
thoroughly enjoy Anees Bazmee and
Rohit Shetty when they are not
taking us for granted?
No doubt too we will be told, as we
always are, that this is what the
public wants. Well, this member of
the public would humbly submit
that it is possible to be light-hearted,
ludicrous and downright stupid to
let your hair down, without being
infantile.
Even within this series, the first
Kyaa Kool Hain Hum ( 2005) was
fun because there was a freshness to
it, an impertinence that cocked a
snook at ultra-conservatives, even if
it pandered to those very
conservatives with its many
stereotypes. The follow-up film,
Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum , was
boring, offensive and icky. Kyaa
Kool Hain Hum 3 is not even trying.
Maybe it's our fault that, as an
audience, we made its predecessors
hits. As with politicians and the
media, so it is with cinema - I guess
we get the films we deserve. What
next? Kya Super Stupid Hain Hum?
