Kkrishhhhh.... it killed my brain cells. Review on Krrish 3

Well, ok, I said. How bad can it be? A regular Masala thriller for you and for me.Some reviewers had said great things. So I had good expectations about the entire proceedings. But within the first 5 minutes, the illusion was shattered. I was trapped in the theatre with terrible actors

Light gives Life. Really? I did not know that. But it gets better.

Here comes Kkrish, to save the day. With his bad CGI and his plastic faced stare, here is the first song, God, Allah aur Bhagwan. Well I guess they didn't have to listen to this monstrosity of a sing-a-long. Ohhh, we are supposed to be scared because here comes Vivek, in a wheelchair. And he makes ugly sidekicks with terrible makeup. Even Kangana looks disgusting with her getup

I will poison the world and charge them for the cure. So her poisons. Nigeria? Right, they have a lot of money to endure.

But when Kkrish foils the constipated villains plan, it's time for a fight. And some more bad CGI'd men. Now I want to run away. But this is terrible. It's actually making me stay. Yet it seems a million hours passed before we come to the finale. With a lame fight. And lamer costumes galore. And hey, someone good has to die. So we can be emotionally invested. Not me, I'm long past that point. Just end this horrible message.

And by the time I left the theatre in a drunken stupor, I realized a part of me had died.Killed by the stupid picture.

Now, after many months, I have finally recovered. Enough to pen this review. And wish no more ill upon the world.