Killer Jeans suck... Review on Killer Jeans

Well, this may possibly sound flabbergasting to nearly everyone out here. And I am all ‘get, set and go’ prepared (with an armor, clubs, horse, the works) to obtain some scathing annotations on this one. But first things first. I am specifically discussing the ‘Killer Twill Jeans’ that have been recently unleashed in the market upon an unsuspecting audience. I got a discount on my MasterCard (some scheme where if you splurge more than a specified amount in a month, you get some rebates, akin frequent flyer points in airlines) and I got some points that I was asked to redeem for gifts. I chose the Killer Twill Jeans and paid a visit to their outlet in Bandra.

The people at the outlet couldn’t have been more courteous. But that’s where my fallacy of a good time ended. The assortment comprises of some pretty pitiable pair of jeans that are, hold your breath, available only in two shades! Try beating that one! Dark black and dark blue. No in-between colors, no faded colors, no bootcuts, no nothin’ …

Killer has tried to replicate the styling of the Levi’s Work Jeans in all its entirety, but has failed miserably. There are threads popping out of the bottom and the jeans were virtually torn at the bottom. When I made inquiries, I was told that that’s what the Twill Jeans specialty really is. And then, the salesman was candid enough to confess that the concession was accessible just because of the fact that the jeans weren’t selling.

So to the people who might lurch upon this article, I just have one thing to say … keep off them Twill Jeans … you’d be better off wearing undies and saunterin’ the streets.

My Next review is gonna be on MasterCard for having duped me thus … watch this space.