The Lata Mangeshkar of Bikes. Review on Kawasaki 4S Champion

With due respects to the melody queen, here comes a bike which I fondly call the Lata Mangeshkar, the melody queen of all motorbikes. Kawasaki Bajaj 4S C(rap)hampion. It makes the most melodious noises and has an inbuilt factory audio center which doesnt need any battery to function. It plays rock through rocking n knocking sounds of its engine, it plays bass through its seals n gaskets, nuts n bolts. And it starts singing on highway, and I am yet to find as to which part does that.

Following are the advantages of owning this 8th wonder of the world:-

(1) You can enjoy the benifits of a car at the cost of a bike.

(2)Drive this bike for 3 years and you can become a self made mechanic, as you shall need to work on this every alternate day, which is not affordable and hence you would learn some minor repairing techniques.

(3)The safest bike on earth. That is due to the fact that the speed at which it runs is slow enough to kill even an ant, so you and your targets are safe.

(4)Most Economical.Superb mileage, average. As after 3 years, you will rarely want to drive it, you will be saving a lot on petrol and gas.

(5)Gives you the power of an OWL to see in the dark as the headlights stop functioning after a brief period of time.

(6)It creates an awareness in you. If you are a person who is not aware of what Guarantees and Warranties mean, and how they work, you can become an expert on them driving this wonder for 2-3 years, cuz by the 4th year, you would have virtually claimed for every part in the bike except for mirrors and tires.

(7) Keeps you fit. After 4 years of owning it, you will have such a hatred for motorbikes that you will prefer to walk rather than drive this, so obviously you will be fitter and free from diabities and blood pressure.

(8) Breaks down often for reasons best known to the manufacturor. This helps in buliding your muscles and you save a lot of money going to a Gym for bodybuilding by dragging this bike with all your might.

These were the few of the long list of benifits of buying his bike. I am in process of exploring and I will update this forum as soon as I get get to know more. ..... Happy Driving.

PS:- I had to put this note after I read a few comments from the people who never faced problems which I had to go through for this bike. For those friends, c'mmon people, its my opinion, it may not be true for you. I said what was true for me. We all dont think alike, do we? If it works fine for you, good for you . May be I got the only faulty peice they made, but I paid for it and have every right to complain as a consumer....... cheers........