HELL ON EARTH !!!. Review on Kareena Kapoor

I was just a letter away all this time (the kind you get from management “We have been missing you) [So sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!]. Yup I admit it, guilty as charged I have not been as active as I would like to be. But it’s been a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong time since I felt such a compelling need to start writing again. You are in the right section if you are trying to guess the reason. It’s more of a passion really!!!

To get you up to date and set the mood for this review… Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you the start of the “Drum Roll”I hate Kareena Club whose sister concern may I add is the Help Clothe Kareena Club. Before you crinkle your pretty little nose (or for many, smile till you experience Jaw lockdown),I am going to make my case for the club. I take the liberty here to quote myself from previous reviews.

What is she doing acting? Have people not realized how irritating she can be, or how ,she has single handedly managed to turn people away from the Hindi movie scenario. Actually if you think about it, she is the main deterrent, way ahead of crappy story lines and meaningless songs.

The things she does like her dialogue delivery or the lack of it, I should say. Or the lack of clothes, the fake pout, the arrogance on her supposed beauty, get my blood boiling and drive me up the damn!!!!! wall. You would think that people calm done with age, but this creature is getting more and more erratic as time progresses. I know this line sounds familiar……………………..but it holds true to this day, as it did the day I “penned” it.

At this point let me mention Bewafaa….Ok now that was decent movie…I liked it to a certain extent and the most miraculous thing of all!!!!!! I was able to tolerate her !!!!!

Let us start at my favourite movies (to pick on!!!)

K3G (which in itself, sounds faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar from catchy!!!)

“Poo”, who might I add is the all popular “pretty” girl, who rates guys on a scale from one to five!!! Wonder if she has ever tried to rate herself and realized she cannot go beyond a .000250?

How about the clever use and delivery of “Chandu ke chaacha ne …..” Brilliant….and my favorite “ I Love ladoo” Do you people realize the trauma I have been through because of that????????? I have never been able to eat Ladoos after that EVER

Ok back to zen..what about Yaadein….Please someone send this girl to acting school….Kareena…U have to learn to cry, also learn to laugh, while you are doing that, please learn to ummmmmmmmmm ACT !!!!!

KUSHI

In this movie, someone did a good thing and took the advices of Mouthshut members and put some clothes on Ms. Kapoor. When I think of it maybe the designer is a member of the Mouthshut community, now that would be a blessing.

Apart from her being fully clothed, there is nothing positive about her in this movie. But her behavior is something that I have to comment upon. Oh My God!!! can she be more erratic and irritating (say it the Chandler way!!! ) I think she has out done herself this time. K3G was nothing compared to this movie.

All she does in this movie is SCREAM and make weird faces. Her every reaction is the same of sheer vengeance. Her mouth goes weird and the fake pout has gone bigger and more dramatic. Please god please, save humanity, the demons and Kareena are out to get us, and only you can save us.!!!!!!!!

That’s it…the decision in made…. never to torture myself with another Kareena movie (that can be manipulated according to review needs) !!!!! Are u with me ?

L&P

Shalini