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So what if SRK dies? He always does! (Spoilers)
Feb 09, 2004 05:52 AM 2099 Views
(Updated Feb 09, 2004 05:52 AM)

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Let's take a flashback to SRK's movie career, shall we?


9! Nine movies SRK's character has died:


1) Baazigar (good)


2) Anjaam (disgusting)


3) Darr (annoying, especially with the K..K..K..KIRAN!)


4) Ram Jaane (ugh!)


5) Karan Arjun (even though he comes back, he still did die!)


6) Army


7) Dil Se... (he was good in this one though)


8) Devdas (oh, the worst of all!)


and now... 9) Kal Ho Naa Ho


{Oh by the way, if I have missed any more of his movies where he has died, and I haven't mentioned it, please tell me in the comments sec. and I apologize if I have missed them because I haven't seen them and I have no intention to!}



Okay, now back to Karan Johar's so-called epic trilogy with his K-titled movie that includes all the hungama, pagalpan, overreacting, repetitive title music in the background, and of course, the ''rona-dhona'': It was my biggest mistake ever to see all three of Karan's ''famous lovey-dovey triangle family unrealistic'' movies [Is it me, or is he gay?]



Anyways, the first I saw was KKHH, my sister and my aunt made me watch it with them, and I thought it was so stupid that Kajol chose SRK over Salman! even though SRK was real mean to her, and Salman was the perfect gentleman... Argh... Oh yes, and the movie was real dumb when all three wishes came true and poor Rani had to die and let her husband's close best friend marry him! And of course, like any other Karan Johar's movie overreacting, from SRK, Anupam Kher, the slutty 40 year old woman, Farida Jalal, people in college, and of course that little girl (who casted her in the movie anyways?) And yet, this movie was the biggest hit of the year and won so many awards, when Dil Se, 1947: Earth, Ghulam, and Satya should have gotten some acheivements.



Next came K3G. Oh my god. So, so, so, so, so bad!!! After this movie, I began to hate family movies. I literally cried because I actually have seen this movie! BIG MISTAKE. BIIIIIG MISTAKE... I don't know where to begin! For the first time, I did not like Kajol's acting! Why was she screaming all the time? Punjabis are not like that all the time... and whose hair can knock off a big 100 pound vase? After this movie, there were many girls tying their hair into braids trying to knock off things! The music, oh so horrible, it was Jatin-Lalit's worst album they have ever created! SRK, HR, AB, JB and other supporting actors were very very bad. What is up with the fat kid being Hrithik? Okay, I will try not to go too crazy... But it was so unrealistic! There is no family like that, (and who comes out of a helicopter?!?!) Thank god for Lagaan & DCH winning all the awards. After this, I sworned myself that I will never watch a Karan Johar movie ever.... until I saw...



Kal Ho Naa Ho... why did I see this? Well, because I am a weak person and had a big curiosity to see why is this movie soo good.. Well to tell you the truth, this is better than the other previous two. Well you know the story, so I will just go to the acting/story criticizing:


Story: Eh, typical, some funny dialogues, but it is more of a cliché type


movie, same old same old, they just innovated new things like locations, clothes, etc.


Acting from Saif Ali Khan: I first started liking him in DCH, and so on, so he was real great and he showed no signs overreacting. He was the one who made the movie funny anyways. And have you seen him? He is now better looking (his looks, sense of style, dialogues) = WOW... he was good... I wouldn't mind if he got best supporting actor.


Acting from Priety Zinta: I thought she was amazing in her earlier release Armaan, playing an evil antagonist. But in this movie, all she did was yell at her family, and cried over the man she loved who was ''married''.


Acting from the Supporting Actors: As always, there has to be a clan of people who are always concerned about the main lovey-dovey couple so they can cry along with them whenever a problem rises. Overreacting... and annoying too! Sweetu, her sister, the little girl who is adopted (well her and the brother aren't bad... can anyone tell me what happened to him at the end?), Jaya Bhachan, the Grandmother, her sisters, the uncle across the street, and the Day 1,2,3,4,5,6 people! [especially Uday Chopra... ewww!!! why did he come in front of the screen and blinded my eyes!]


and finally, Acting from Shah Rukh Khan: It was not as bad as his other movies, where he either dies, stutters, make ''adayein'' to girls, and be all feminist... (although he did add all these up in this movie) but he was not that annoying. What really annoyed me is that the movie dragged his death all the way to the end, and the movie would not end! oh god, they showed the engagment where he cried, when preity found out about his disease he cried, during the wedding he cried and now the ending he cried.. Boy that took a full hour for him to go away... whew!


BIG BLOOPERSOh so many... How can a man with a bad disease run


around halfway through out New York, drink and go dancing in clubs?


And the typical, White people understanding people speaking Hindi.. (like when the part where SRK's mom says that they should call the doctor [in hindi] and the white doctor is like ''Don't worry ma'am we paged her'' or something like that... lol....


And lastly, I have been noticing that Karan have been making fun of Aamir's movie.. or is it just me? K3G = Aati Kya Khandala and the burning the tongue KHNH = Chale Chalo spoof (the restaurant) and SRK saying how he didn't see DCH to catch up with today's hairstyles...?!?!


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