Kahiin Ek Asylum To Hoga!. Review on Kahin to Hoga

Now, whenever I see this soap(which obviously gathers no lather and I love bathroom soaps better.) , I realize that how smart and far-sighted was Kkekta?s soap factory while naming this serial because this is what a viewer thinks whenever this pseudo-Simla saga tortures your television-

Plot??.Kahiin to hoga!

Love-cum-obsesssion-cum-murder mystery-cum-revenge saga-cum-general knowledge on multiple marriages-cum-EMAs-cum-kitchen politics-cum???.it goes on honey sweet.Kkekta aunty is so overcome by an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder that she cannot stay without creating a labyrinth of plots, sub-plots, sub-sub-plots and the viewer finds himself/herself playing Merry-Go-Round around the palatial Garewal/Raheja house and the not-so- palatial Kashish house.

He he, he, only if we were kids to enjoy this mindless game.Kashish aunty in those neurogenic shock generating designer yards and Sujal uncle in black-white-yellow-orange turtlenecks which only make you realize further that he could do with some expressions on his teakwood from Satpura ke jungle like face! Some love story this where the hero is obsessed with his bimbo heroine who can only scream her lungs out and blame everyone from the French cabinet in her room to Sujal?s red tie for the troubles in her life!

Acting skills???Kaash Kahiin to hote!

My eyes are suffering from myopia ever since I started straining my eyes to look for some acting skills here.Rajeev Khandelwal , though quite a good-looking guy thinks his wooden act with cement stuck on his hoola-boo face will fetch him an oscar.I wish he took his meals on time or some vitamin tablets so that his voice got some true passion and strength.

The way he says ?Kashish?, it looks as if he is addressing his 9th grade teacher who used to box his ears! Then there?s Vasundhara, Kashish?s ex-saasu who is a perfect example of a French Poodle in a Desi avatar.I seriously think Vasu aunty should revise her diet chart , maybe some food will get the right expressions on her pancake face.Veena, Sujal?s mom puts all the modern women to shame by behaving in a typical main-dukhiaari-pati-aur-apne-tear-glands-ki-maari.Need I say more?

Then comes Kashish who is a very pretty girl but that?s it?.faulty dialogue-delivery,misplaced expressions, me-a-lost-cow look or if she can manage-a-babe-lost-in-the-woods look!

Men are just third-grade furniture here except for Rishi who at least has better expressions if not a good haircut, a good wardrobe and a good shaving kit!Piyush was just about okay.

KTH lacks fizz because the fizz between Sujal-Kashish has fizzled out. There?s just not enough passion and the chemistry between them has gone kaput.A love-hate relationship can be packed with so much passionate intensity but there's just no density of that sort in Sujal-Kashish.What? I think my little brothers play better see-saw than the see-saw the lead couple tries to play in their relationship(?????????).

The story keeps oscillating like a beaten Brazilian soccer between various plots.There?s lack of constancy,script is going awry with multiple tracks and the creative writers are perhaps undergoing ice-bag treatment to rejuvenate their creative juices.KTH has like all KKeta soaps lost the ?it? quality.Why doesn?t someone tell them that it?s a soap you are crafting, not some useless Jhumritallaiya ?ka-mela where you can jam-pack it with useless characters and their nautanki!

MY SINCERE APOLOGIES TO RAJEEV FANS, COME FOR MY HAEMOPHYLIC BLOOD IF YOU WANT TO.

DOMINUS VOBISCUM SPIRITUO TUO.