Kaal!! be-Kaal!!. Review on Kaal

With lots of trepiditions and dar dar ke I went to see Kaal.....it was promoted as a movie for conservation+suspence, et al by producers karan ''hello amit uncle and jaya aunty'' johar and shah rukh khan....and starring devagn, john abraham, vivek, esha and lara (dutta, not brian)....so here goes..

movie starts with an item number...malaika in golden chuddies and srk in jeans and baniyan....she looking good, srk looking fat and highly uncomfortable while dancing...thankfullly songs ends jaldi...

then movie starts with shots of esha and pythons...pythons looked real good.....john as usual great!! though why was he flinging the python on his shoulder like an odhani, I didnt understand...and he works with NatGeo coz his comp has a window on NatGeo always open...(i guess that way, I must be working for Yahoo!! hehehe)

movie based in Orbit national park...though its similarity to Corbett can be understood by a jnr kg kid also...but then here we are talkin abt karan johar movie!! anyways, next scene Vivek....his pet dialogues in the movie ''ji karta hai jaan se mar doo'' and ''cut the crap''....you feel the same for him....total over shana acting..you wish the tigers will get him asap..but they TOO avoid him...lara dutta has awesome dialogues ''ahhhhhhh'', ''aaaahhhhhhh'' and ''aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh'' in random order.......talk abt strange noises in the jungle, she gave the hyenas a run for their money..or meat, whatever...i think the gals in the movie saw jungle book before shooting commenced, they were dressed like tarzan....short skirts(???) and shorter shorts with mini tops.....wonder how the leeches left them alone???...of course, thanks to lara's screams!!! esha is always thirsty in the movie....so her dialogue is ''paani''...john is the saving grace.....he is shaant, but totally wasted....arre fergot devgan...he is the guide for these ''lost'' ppl.....he is good but well...in a movie so sad...you feel bad for him and john...rest deserve it anyways......(dont tell lara, she'll scream again)...BUT!! the movie is worth seeing, and plz watch it in groups....it is supposed to spread tiger conservation message....well, the tigers ran away from the cast and u feel like running away from the theatre....actually the conservation message WAS successfully spread....with ppl like vivek,esha,lara in our jungles, who the hell will want to go there anyways....Save the Tiger, send our actors to the jungles