Jism Phtooey!. Review on Jism 2

I had the misfortune of catching this movie over the weekend.  Loathed every single minute of it.... The opening sequence with a quote from Job and Sunny spread out on the beach, showed some promise as also the voice over proclaiming her to be a porn star, but the story that unfolds there after, completely defies logic as it has absolutely no relevance to the plot; she could have been a chambermaid for all you know or care!

The songs are pathetic and ear shattering (I watched it at Fame - Inorbit, Malad West), which is another let down.  Comparisons to 'Gangster' are odious as that movie was leagues ahead.

If your idea of sex appeal is watching a Sunny Leone walk through the movie in panties, with her ample cleavage on show and a range of 2 expressions, this is for you.  If you're expecting any sense at all, go watch a TV serial.The producer Pooja Bhatt had the gall to proclaim on an FM channel that the movie is sensual, but not overly so; if you ask me, she needs her head examined.

The story, rather what passes for it in a nutshell - Sunny is Izna, former porn star who is recruited by a secret intelligence branch for a secret mission.... find the character essayed by Randeep Hooda and extract his cache of some important/secret data that could have nationwide repercussions.  Towards that pursuit, she tags along with the character played by Arunoday Singh (Ayaan), posing as an engaged couple, and check into a villa right opposite to the target, ostensibly in Sri Lanka.  (To my untrained eyes, it looks strangely like Leela Hotel, Goa!)  as we didn't see a single local anywhere in the kovie.  For a hush hush assignment, the characters keep screaming away their game plans, thru the night ....  for a so called, top notch assassin, Randeep's character (Kabir) is strangely un-protected with just cctv!  Year 2012 and we can't make a halfway decent film with a storyline!?!

Sunny loves Randeep - Randeep loves Sunny, but Ayaan too has started liking Sunny so the confusion has to end someway or the other.  After the first 30 minutes, one really couldn't care less.

The climax is a load of complete bull !

When I say, the ending is the best part of the movie, I mean that literally - it felt good when the movie ended/stopped!  Pity the site doesn't offer negative rating, so my rating for the movie is

AVOID!!! I wasted 700 bucks and 3 hours on a weekend, you be warned.

Regards