Jun 18, 2007 05:08 PM
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ADVICE:
Pls try to go for a late night show!
Pls ensure being drunk ! (get a subtle hint fm the title of the movie!)
~~~~~ to get a super cool PUB-effect from the movie !!! ~~~~~~
So pls get up & dance when the songs play !!!
(okie, I’m hardly into Hindi movie music, but these ones really made me wanna get up & dance !! so what if I may not be able to stand the songs after a week!)
Entry fee: Rs 100- 250 per person
Stags entry allowed!!
The sexy sound system of PVR cinemas & all the dancing shall make you forgive & forget the following !!!
1. Stiff lipped hot looking british born Pakistani babe (“am alraaiidy engaaiiged!!!”) fallin in love with a chappari type indian chap (who keeps voluntarily claiming he’s got class!) she met @ a station after making a general out of the blue assumption that he’s sooooo romantic! The man of her dreams !
HOWWWW can this happen some one pls explain!!
2. Stiff lipped hot looking french babe (who’s also a Pakistani!) who canoodles through her French and tooti phuti hindi falls for a chappari type indian chap who tries to manage his way outta RITZ @Paris NOT paying his bill!!!
HOWWWW can this happen some one pls explain!!
3. A hot shot extremely rich lawyer falling for a damsel in distress
With the “Chicago” style flamboyance, you got “kiss of love”… Richard Gere may be class apart, but apna Bobby koi kam cool hai !! he’s I guess the best looking India actor we got in this era! (Hritik is ofcourse aint Indian, neither is he human…….. aaah!)
4. A sidha – sadha Punjabi Jat falling for a French-Indian prostitute!
HOWWWW can this happen some one pls explain!!
5. AB Sr has NO dialogues. Just a lotta foot tapping dance moves……. And a loud hysterical laugh @the end. I don’t think I missed the dialogues…. I mean how much are we gonna hear the man speak !
- There’s a dream sequence song in the middle with heavy hi-fundu dialogues…. With jhatak clothes set around @ Taj etc…. its okay if you sleep off… you’ll need the energy in the next coupla rounds of the title song !!
PREITY ZINTA looks stylish and cute as a button in short skirts……… THAT’S IT. AAAW, HONESTLY IM BORED OF THIS BABE……… NEXT!
ABHISHEK BACCHAN….. irritating as ever…… desperately requires loosing some weight!!!
BOBBY DEOL…. aaaah. lemme take a moment, take a deep breathe and once again exclaim how good looking he is !! init !!!!
LARA DUTTA…. The whole cake belongs to her…. If ever I laughed, all kudos goes to this babe, not only is she stylish & sexy, she’s got the spunk, perfect comic timing & the perfect expressions required to make u all fully impressed !!
So, all you ppl who’re tired outta their wits of rani/ kareena/ priety/ bipasha…. Lara’s the way to go !
So that’s it folks !! a clumsy , timepass , non –analytical revu on a clumsy timepass pls-don’t-analyse-this-movie !!!
