Latest Sting : Zuludancing caught red-handed !. Review on Is the Media Justfied in Exposing the Private Lives of Public Figures

This Review is split into two parts! Considering the influx of new NEWS channels on our television everyday, its everybody's guess that NEWStelling is a big business. Even Storyteller Raghav made a roaring busines in India, so its not hidden that NEWStelling involves big bucks. I'm of the view that the recent sting operations carried out by the India TV or earlier by Tehalka(Tarun Tejpal is behind both of them) are extension of the mad business of the TV channels to grab a better pie of the advertiser's pie.

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Part 1: The Advent of Specialised STING TV

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Namaskar! You are watching the STING TV in Prime time! Aapko rakkhhe alert 24 by 7! Dekhiye kahin aapke najdik hamara camera to nahin?

The Sting TV is proud to bring one more break-through STING in the world of literature.

This has been our endeavour (The FORD advertisement flashes in the corner talking about the latest offering from the motor company called Endeavour) to bring out to you what happens behind the curtains! Its our josh ( Another FORD advertisement appears on the corner of the TV showcasing one more offering from FORD. The smart viewer knows FORD ke sath bada deal kiya hai STING TV ne!) to go to the famous celebrities and expose their world that exist beyond the Page 3!(Times Of India advertisement starts making the entry in the corner of my screen now)

If you thought that the dirty business of casting-cough existed only in show business and politics, think again! The casting couch exists everywhere!

In today's special expose, we are showing how the business of crap-writing is taking shape in the dark-lanes of human mind. Zuludancing, the so-called Betaj Badshah of crap-writing is STINGED today! If you hear this, his innocent( This is my advertisement on STING TV claiming my smile to be innocent! How innocent me!smile would never look so innocent to you ever again. Read on!

Its often said that its marketing to sell the contact lenses to the blind or to sell a comb to a bald. If you thought marketing is all about selling crap, this new STINGEE woudl possibly justify this.

The STING Operation:Our special reporter Lola visited Zuludancing in his Mumbai office during the lunchtime when he was busy scripting one more review on Biscuits. Zuludancing's boss who was suspecting his utilisation of spare time in the office to write crap literature also helped in this. Our innocent reporter who has so far exposed the whose-who of industry again started doing her old tricks.

Zulujee, I've come all the way from Agartala to make my fortunes in the crap-writing. I've been reading ur reviews on MS since my childhood. Please make help my career. I want to be a good crap-writer. I've a little experience in crap-writing as I have been writing for the Tabloids of Agartala for quite a some time now. Please guide me in making my career

Zuludancing hastily glances to Lola and flashes his innocent smile without hearing what that lady has said. The innocent smile is caught as the KODAK moment on the Sting TV. The Crew manager smiles and says'Masala mil gaya'.bakra fasna chalu.

As a good human being, zuludancing offers a cup of tea to Lola(Another Kodak Moment) and asks the fellow female worker to lend her extra clothes to poor Lola who could not wear more clothes as she has come from Agartala. While handling over those clothes to Lola, the KODAK clicks again . The Crew Manager sports a big grin says' Shakti Kapoorne kapdon ke bare me kabhi bola nahi tha. Zuludancing ko lambi lagegi' .

Later on . Entire crappy community stands behind zuludancing. A few crappers ask in the jam-packed media conference'Zulu ne sirf kapde matter kiye na, he didn't raped!' The zulu smile started to appear cruel to people.a few days passed.Lola is now promoted as the Executive Assistant to the CEO of STING TV who stings her every moment.Zuludancing is back to the old crap! He is much hyped writer now and contensting for Loksabha polls from Agartala this time!

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Part 2: The life goes on

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Considering, the STING euphoria with people subsides in few days.

Good Evening! Today we bring out to you the crap-writer Zuludancing STING operation.

Someone from the by-lanes of Mumbai erupts. *Ye sting operation bhi aajkal paisa kamane ka dhanda ho gaya hai.Is zulu ne hi paisa dekar khud STING karwaya hoga.band kar TV!