May 05, 2009 10:53 PM
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At the Mumbai Railway Station, collision took place. The girl shouted at the boy. There is an urgent need of a house. Yes, of course, the house is available at rent, but only for married people. You have to wear a “Mangal – Sutra” to live in that house. Please don’t quarrel, just share the house, as if both of you are a married couple. The merchant is fed up with his younger wife. It is very tough to control her. That is why, he always orders her to go inside. What is your future plan? Well, I have decided to open a business on my own, but what about you? I will marry a daughter of a rich businessman, and then I will look after my father- in – law’s businesses.
Dad, I want some money, to start my business. These 10 bucks have no value to me. What are you saying? In our days, this amount was more than enough to survive. Ok, do whatever you like? Do the robbery and dacoity. Hello, Dad, eat some sweets, I have opened a new showroom of SONY Electronics. Don’t worry about the money, dad. You gave me the idea of robbery and I did it in my own house. The mother confirmed that, he is the son of his father only. The son of Anandilal Katpathiya never came back. You should go to the city, to understand that lifestyle. Aah, this is not the Aamir Khan of Lagaan…kahe ka lagaan, bhai…this Ghazal singer has passed away long back.
I came here to meet the servant of Radheshyam Tiwari, for some business dealing. Arrey, boss, when the real boss is not there in the house, I am the boss. Let us do the acting. Arrey baapre Radheshyam Tiwari’s son is so rich. I have no problem; if he marries my daughter. Who told you that Radheshyam will be staying here only for 2 weeks?
He will be staying here permanently. Hello, doggy, where are you going with this hippo? Smile, Smile, after all you are a servant. Where is Radheshyam Tiwari? He has gone to the temple. Sir, my father has died in the village. I want some leave. I want to buy this music player. Ok, madam, it will be delivered at your house. Oh! Your name is Anjali, I am Radheshyam Tiwari. Lijiye naa, lijiye. Hey, you young girl, get lost from here. My goodness, the girl of a famous businessman, wants to work here, ya, I know, I know, in this modern era, every girl wants to do something on their own. I appreciate that. Hey, film dekh, don’t touch Anjali. What will you do to me? Hmm…these two are tigers, only by their lectures; they will not fight with each other.
Ha ha ha, at least, I will eat the Aloo Paratha. Bhabhiji ko koi bandha toh nahi hai naah. No, no, it’s all my pleasure. There is a rainfall with the song, “Aaj tujhse joh kahana hai, kahene de, mera dil tere paas rahane de...” Have I called you to check the music system? Then why have you come here? Everything is Ok, now? The exit door is there. I stole that painting. There is no drinking water at the house; I am drinking coffee and that too in the same cup. Sir, please inform Anjali that I came here. Ya, how can I ever forget to tell that? I will remember that for my lifetime. Radheshyam, where is your son? I am talking about the other son. My goodness, you have another son also. Hey Ram, yeh patni hai ki panauti hai… hurrh huurh huth…No, no, I have not done anything. Your hubby took care of you. You are fortunate to get such a good husband. Anjali meri jaan hai jaan. Anjali, just keep quiet and keep down the receiver, I will understand. This is not a public telephone. Keep it down. From the village, a man is coming to see Anjali, to marry her. Arrey, that man has got an electric shock. Just hit him with the bamboo sticks. It was the cow-dung in his shoes only. This Chota-Chetan is very dangerous. Mumbai Rail union has gone for a strike. Better, you stay in the Rail Quarters. My name is Babu Bisleri. Of course, that man is hiding there. No, boss, this is not that man. Yes, am I the bell of a temple, koi bhi aa ke bajaah jata hai. We will take care of that saand ke aulad. No, no, don’t kill him, just break his legs. One slap is more than enough. Arrey, bhai, isko kaun leke jaayega? “Pari, Pari, hai ek Pari…” I will wait for you at the platform. Inspector will come and take you. Yeh, main paagal nahi hoon. Woh nahi giri, main geera bachpan se…. The merchant is running after that boy, after all he is a wanted boy. Meri beti kahaan hai? Ha ha ha, I have kept you daughter inside a well. My goodness, see that man shouting, “Main Pagal hoon, main pagal hoon”. Yeh macchish hai kya? Wow, the 240 volts current is enough to produce vibration in a chain series. Who will be your hubby? Just choose one paper, you will get the answer. Hey, everywhere, the same words are written. Priyadarshan have literally proved that, Paresh Rawal, Rajpal Yadav, Aftab, Rimi Sen, Shakti Kapoor, Akshay Khanna and others are expert in creating an“HUNGAMA” for 2 hours 22 minutes.
