Sep 11, 2006 05:53 PM
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I'm giving out some very very simple but brainy ideas for all the people wanting to be the hot-shots in few days.
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Bfor that I need to write an introductory passage dedicated to the makers of the movie.
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Dear B'Jatyas, ever since I have watched this particular movie of yours, I've been running from pillar to post to find a stupid guy who thinks ....
Salman Khan can be such a shy guy even if he drops the shirt while washing the family bus...where more shy (Sorry for more shy) Sonali Bendre comes and blushes when Shirtless Salman embraces her...
Saif Ali Khan can be such a "sidha-sadha" bachcha
Karishma Kapoor is the best bahu
Tabbu if draped in an expensive saree wouldn't look like Chandni Bar's baal-gurl
Aloknath is sugary uncle
Shakti Kapoor is doodh ka dhula
Blusing means putting everything affixed on your head down in 45 degree and smiling (so the camera catches you and people see u blushing)
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Dope for all the wanna-be business hot-shots - Listen to this ... excellent ideas on start-ups
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- Fast forward 25 years ahead with these variables
Inputs :
One needs to be good natured
Should be hard-working
Need to have a smiling doctor as family friend
Look modest n happy
Should have done some good and noble things like adopting a child in life
Need to have a stable married life
Success Stories :
Stinking rich, but down to earth rich like Aloknath
2. Marry Guy no. 1
Inputs :
Be the Warren Buffet or Zunzunwala in the groom selection and marry the guy no. 1
Have kids...
Adopt a kid...
Have beetchy friends
Success Stories:
Rima Lagoo with 3 kids, 3 bahoos, 3 beechy friends, one hubby called Aloknath
3. Be Mr. Ram. Period.
Inputs:
Read Ramayana and try to be Maryada-Purushottam Rama.
Have a wife who looks like Sita (Even if she looks perfectly out of chandani bar)
Outputs:
Mohanish Behl. U are surely gonna head the business post-death Guy no.1
4. Take ur shirt off, show the chiseled body, be darling of mom and flirt around trying to look shy with another lady who is trying hard to look shy.
Inputs and Outputs :
Salman Khan (Phoreign returned) with darling Dr. Sonali waiting for him
5. Do nothing, have a good nasib.
Inputs:
Sometimes u are rich and everything is on ur feet simpl becuase u r born in a rich family and the youngest of all.
Outputs:
Dont to anything around. Just make merry and be like Saif ALi Khan. One more shy-gal will fall in ut lap. Karishma !
6. Beetch around, throw some twist.
Inputs:
Human nature that craves for "apna" khoon
Beetchy friends who "fill ur ears"
Ask the paraya khoon to go away
Want apna khoon to step on the throne
Cry
More cry
Sob
More sob
Outputs:
Extended last one hour where u can sell a few more hankys for female and cigs. to male
7. Use the fame, fancy
Sell music ...
Jor se bolo...mare hiwada me nache mor..
8. Sell it to Pfizer Corp.
Inputs:
The above 7 points can work as ANDA (Abbr. New Drug Application) and send it with DVD of this movie to Pfizer Corp.
Outputs:
U may be a multi-millionaire if Pfizer accepts it as Mental Viagra.
9. Profit by selling it to frusturated people
Inputs:
The movie
Output:
Review after a long gap where frusturation is apparent.....stay on....
