Jul 22, 2001 10:28 PM
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NOTE, I saw this categorie elsewhere and thought what a good idea this would be....If you like this kind of review/fun please have a go yourself and remember, its just for fun......Angus.
.what ten items would I take on holiday with me then???
Lets see.
- A Visa card.
this would cover all your bills as most places take this card.
If you go to the states, you would never need to carry any cash with you, as if you try and pay with those green dollar bills, they think you have a bad credit rating, and therefore have to pay by cash!
2.Drew Barrymore.
well this is make believe!
She is small, Blonde, and seems like a great girl to take on your Hols, (if my wife lets me!)
- Sleeping bag
just incase I wanted to sleep on the beach with Drew.
I would only take one, as we would have to squeeze into it together.
Is it hot in here or is it just me.
- a bag of wethers originals toffee things.
Just incase I met up with Ben, (beejjeee). as I know he has a soft spot for these strange confectionery items! Also I doubt drew would have had one of these, and it would make for good converation. (how sad am I)
- My Mobile
just in case I needed to get the football results, although what idiot would be on holiday during the football season!
Also I could be really sad and text my friends saying ''am having great time by the pool with cocktail and Drew'' as this seems to be the trend for mobile holiday buffs.
- box of Condoms
not so much for the obvious, but if you want to go for a swim, you can take all you valuables, put them in the Condom, tie a knot it it, stick them down your swimming trunks, and not only do you get a lot of attention from the girls, (sorry drew) but you keep your valuables safe!
7.Hair gel
I look terrible without it, and when you are in your mid thirties, you have to look your best to keep Drew at your side.
8.Discount Voucher Book
A must for all those special offers to save you money.
Just think how impressed drew would be if I took her to dennys for breakfast and did not have to pay for her!
Im sure she would be saying ''what a shrewd man I have found here, aahh''
9.A Picture of Newcastle United
You need some kind of documented evidence when trying to explain to the americans that football is played with the feet and not with more padding than a three piece sofa.
And it also gives me something to kiss goodnight, once I have finnished with drew!
- A one way ticket
Once the wife found out I was on holiday with Drew Barrymore, she would kill me if I set foot in the U.K. again, so why waste money on a return ticket.
How would she find out?, I hear you say.
Im so daft I sent her a card from us both!!!
Enjoy your ten items
Angus
