Oct 15, 2007 06:23 PM
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We indians have a general habbit, that is watching others , not we who are going on travel business,
Yes as far as I or we or our travel is to be considered, we or I first then others last or dont care.
HOW TO DO WE PLAN TO TRAVEL, BUS, TRAIN, OR BY CAR OR BY TAXI.
If u have chance to observe or ur now a nieghour watching others plan of travel plans, it depends upon when they are leaving from ur hearing distance.
to write it simple translated into normal english, this means u r observing the travel plan of one of ur neighbour,
WHY I AM MAKING AN ISSUE ON THE PLAN OF UR NEIGHBOURS TRAVEL.
Most families especially woman folk have this nature to spread, the news of their travel plan ahead of their own family knowledge.ur neighbour know when are u leaving at what time and how many and train or bus or car.
SO MANY TIMES UR BORING, THE NEXT DOOR WANTS U JUST GOOFFF FAST.
there is a limit being informed of ur travel plan, when your visit reach 100 th\time the next home or neighbour bang the main door lest u will get into and never leave till her husband takes the stick,
THIS IS SERIOUS ADVICE FROM ME,
please dont discuss for months ur plan of travel , it gives them peace of mind.
more u ask, less they like u.
instead tell them, ur bringing lot of gifts to them, this makes them to give u lot of dinner.
tell them ur going all india tour and also give them all the non working keys in ur home, this gives them to try when ur gone, and only to feel it wont open.
keep enough light eating iteams reachable to ur neighbours so lively di\splayed it temps them to eat all thetime when they watch ur home.
ask them to enjoy their tv room.
more they stay at ur home, more ur relatives will talk to them, and they become ur post man.
d aily ask ur neighbour if any body called land line, and also give instruction what to say and what not to say.
give full libearal entry into ur kitchen.
tell ur nieghour to use all the gas, it can work just for one day they dont know it.
tell them to consume all the iteams in the store room so u will breed less no of cockroaches.
having used ur kitchen they hve to clean wash the floor daily.
ask them if any guests come to their home, to make use of ur spare bed room, in this way ur home is ever safe without paying for a watchman.
tell the milk man to bring half lter milk to feed the dog or cat the neighour own, in this way
ur neighbour all the time has to open ur house any time.
more they use except ur bedroom or master room, ur home becomes home sweet home.
two days before u return, inform ur neighbor of ur impending return, she will become emotionally restless and guilty of having slept hence, she will clean ten times all the floor and ur tv and kitchen will be impeccably clean.
next I will continue tips in comment box.
