Jul 04, 2007 07:33 PM
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Those who have a car and drive around on Delhi roads? What is the most remarkable thing one notices here? Rampant sex on road! Unsafe, wild, done in open, at red lights, on road, at the crossings and in the service lanes! Chummi, pappi, * Unsafe Sex! *
Well before your mind take off for fantasy land let me hold you down, I am talking about chummi pappi exchanged by cars, from somber Maruti 800 to Mercedes S Class every beauty and beast on road is involved in open sex! The result pregnant cars running all across Delhi Roads! The pregnancy does show in them developing wrong corners and angles, some concave others convexo kinds. And my car, now can be adjudged miss “what dreams desire” I have lost count how many times she has been kissed and caressed! And the pregnancy is prolonged from god know how many months. But they are not that visible so I can hide it for some more time from prying eyes of society before I opt for an abortion at Dr. Dent’s.
Only today while I was driving down I found a long Q of cars slogging on the road with blinkers showing left, instantaneously I knew yet another set of cars shamelessly have done wild and open air sex, while it was my turn to cross them I found the owners of these two culprits yelling at each other. Who’s fault it was? Which one of them could not keep his or her in control? I managed to taunt- “yaaro road per rahegi toh thukegi hi- itni pyaari hai to gher ke drawing room me sajaa ker rakho” Didn’t our elders preach that beauties should be always kept in veils inside the safe walls of one’s home! But a car is such a thing of utility ‘n’ beauty you can’t help your self keeping it neat and clean in a showcase.
On second thought I can’t blame mine for getting out of control! She has been learning it while cruising Delhi Roads! She has been taught from behind the bushes of Defense Colony Flyover in night where she saw a man and a woman involved in a quickie, then while driving past Lajpat Nagar Ring Road she saw few ladies riding past in an auto and a hand peeps out asking her to follow. She has been repeatedly stopped at South Extension Bus Stops at night asking for a lift and the girl saying to her owner-“aapko jahaa jana hai wahi chalo”! Quite often then not she was shown a hitching thumb by a tall lady in extra mini skirt in the thick of the night- waiting for the right car! She saw her owner literally being seduced at Hanuman Mandir Road Dingy Parking lot in Connaught Place- by a lass asking for a negotiated price to render her exclusive services!At the entrance of the Oberoi’sshe has been winked at “are you looking for a company?” a feminine voice followed suit. And with the advent of foreign models- the Audisand Honda Cities- at a Pahar-Gunj parking lot a Russian asked her owner- look I need money(for a shot of hashish)! Will do whatever you wish? Vary vary Tempting offer it was of course!Mind it! these kind of offers can make your bloodpositively charged **too! Need I say more?
So you see our pretty and handsome beauty and beasts on road are learning et all from the society they are living in. So now I don’t get enraged when a car from the opposite end leaps to kiss the bonnet of mine, or when a passing beast makes a sudden attempt to caress my pretty thing on wheels, I just keep mine in control!
And my word of suggestion to all
“Drive safe and be in control while driving on Delhi Roads!”
The roads here look pretty attractive and pleasant in night with just yellow blinkers on! And hitching thumbs all around
Avoid over speeding in night cause all the fatal and positively charged accidents happen in night
Think about your family back home and this will save you from rash- uncontrolled driving
There is always a Dr. Dent for your car but there is no sure shot remedy for positively charged blood
This way you can save your cars from unwanted pregnancies and will always reach back home without positively charged!
Always trust the cuppa tea from your better half’s hands for positive energy when you are home!
