May 23, 2003 11:10 PM
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(Updated May 24, 2003 12:58 AM)
This review is dedicated to Cousin2, Davieboy, Karana23 and YAMAHA. “You Fool! How does YAMAHA fit here?”
=====WHAT I DID THIS SUMMER======
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Name: Abishek
MS id (as in ration card): abis
Age: 20 days – 20 rvus (as on 23.5.03)
Sex: M(s)
Religion: MouthShutism
Citizenship: MouthShutian
Address: https://mouthshut.com/user/abis.html
Nation: MouthShutia
Summer Apr 24, 2003 an 18 yr old bike freak (I) was searching the web for “YAMAHA RX135”, suddenly appears the golden links to MOUTHSHUT.COM Great discoveries are a result of small accidents, and the doors to MS dawned over abis alias Abishek. Here goes the story…
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THE AGE OF MOUTHSHUTIA… BOON TO THE NETIZENS
======EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED======
The friendly enterance of the MouthShutia took my heart by storm.Trumpets filled my ears and the flags waved for me to come. I jumped, rolled, goose-bumped and trembled with joy over my greatest discovery. I remembered a similar but platform-ish country (site): ApnaGuide.Com that lived a year ago before disappearing mysteriously. “Oh God! Please don’t let such a thing happen to MouthShutia (MS)”, I prayed. Then I continued exploring the cities (categories) of MS. It left a strong impression on me; their hospitality is the eighth wonder of the world. I have never seen so much dedication and contribution from the citizens (members) to their nation (MS). I was warmly welcomed by my fellow citizens esp. cousin2, davieboy, karana23 and many others… They accepted my humble presents (rvus) and showered their hospitality with Marvelous and Stupendous treats. I started building my own farmhouse amidst other castles, which is 20 rvus old now. I am indeed grateful to the landlords who never hesitate to visit my cottage.
======YOUR HEART SKIPS A BEAT======
One day a dumb man in MouthShutia visited the doctor. He complained of boredom due to inability to speak, the doctor examined the patient and analyzed the symptoms. Finally he concluded the disease was speakophobia, fear of speaking. He asked the person to keep his mouthshut and gave the following prescription:
Rx
Before Breakfast: Read 5 recent reviews and analyze.
After Breakfast: Rate and comment on the reviews.
Before Lunch: Checkout old reviews in your trusted circle.
After Lunch: Read M2Ms, comments and reply.
Before Dinner: Write a genuine review and post it.
After Dinner: Check out for response to ur review, your heart will skip a beat.
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======THE CONSTITUTION – SHUTSTITUTION======
Article 001: Mouthshut.com is for the people, by the people and to the people. This is taken from a senior citizens document and best describes ‘The Government of MouthShutia’.
Article 002: Every citizen is eligible to write documentaries (rvu) but in accordance to the MouthShut Penal Code (MPC). He has to ensure valuable and genuine information based on true experiences.
Article 003: Anyone is free to read these documentaries (A:001). But only MouthShutians can rate and comment thereby earning 1 shuts (points) for each rating. Shuts is the official currency of MoutShutia.
Article 004: When a document is read by a citizen, the author earns 2 shuts, these shuts are deposited in The Bank of MouthShutoda
Article 005: By birth a MouthShutian earns 10 shuts and his parent also get referral shuts and commissions.
Article 006: Every citizen is eligible to take part in the festival contests and win titles such as Star Writer, Best Debut, Hall of Fame etc. depending upon his overall performance.
Article 007: Citizens can communicate among themselves even with their mouth shut by the MouthShutia Free postal Service (M2M), they can also view documents as per their preferences by filtering.
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======MOUTHSHUT PENAL CODE (MPC)======
Section 001: According to the MPC Section 001, the Govt. can seal the mouth (cancel citizenship) of persons who violate Terms of Services and blatantly abuse the community.
Section 002: Citizenship may be cancelled due to plagiarism (i.e. copy work), harassment of fellow citizens, writing obscene mails, multiple accounts, junk reviews and abusing the Government.
Section 003: The blue flag is given for first warning of activities described under Section 001 & 002.
Section 004: The red flag is given resulting in cancellation of citizenship for serious violations.
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This is an account of my feelings on discovering MouthShut.Com which I believe will be my companion for the years to come. I strongly express my gratitude to Mr. Faisal & Co. for their brilliant endeavor. Hats off to the MouthShut management team and members! It has cultivated in be an enthusiasm for reading and writing and quenches the same. It is wonderful to be a MouthShutian.
