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TIPS ON HOW TO BECOME A STAR WRITER
Aug 29, 2005 10:01 PM 1403 Views
(Updated Aug 29, 2005 10:28 PM)

Well you might ask me who the heck are you to give tips on becoming a star writer. But I DONT CARE.


Now let me tell you some fundas( the only fundas) which will easily make you a star writer. Yeah. I AM NOT JOKING. Follow my instructions and I bet you will surely become a star writer.


Lets start with the basics.


1) PROFILE I will start with the profile. Fill the Education column like BE MBBS CA MBA all those things that you have dreamt of but never achieved. By adding glittery ABCD's it is going to create a major impact on your mission to become the star writer. Now comes the Interests Profile. Dont write you like reading books, watching movies, cricket or listening to music. isme kaun si badi baat hai. Write something like trekking, fishing, spending time in a hamlet doing social service, sky diving. Or still better write a beautiful poem preferrably a sonnet which no one anyway understands. But you will be surely appreciated. In About Me column you can write all those quality that you dont possess like I am honest, candid, maverick, down to earth person, repect all especially young girls. You can also write your favourite colour scottish blue, favourite hero chunkey pandey and also a beautiful original poem written by someone else and claim to be of your own. Who anyway verifies?


But the question why the profile is important. My Oh My I forgot to tell get some good pic preferrably of Hrithik Roshan or Julia Roberts so as to fool the members here by telling them see how handsome/beautiful I look. If you are a girl then you have an added advantage. Anywhere in this world there are turkeys who will always pamper you. and MS is no exception. Infact today I was studying Probability, P(G) ie girls becoming star writers are high in MS. Good profile is a must to impress the members and get the trust list growing.


2) Choosing Reviews The next important step is Choosing the right reviews to write. Many make the mistake of writing reviews on books or useful products which anyway no one reads. You should choose the entertainment category and write reviews on latest movies. It is a known fact if movie reviews are not allowed in mouthshut it will then become a shutdotcom. Even in writing movie reviews do not simply state the movie is good or bad but write ill of shah rukh khan or for instance mangal pandey is released write all bad things about the film which many have written and succeded in grabbing the attentation of the members.


But all of us are not comfortable in writing entertainment reviews but hey dont get disheartened. For these lesser mortals we have soething called time pass reviews like writing your favourite songs, food, clothes. These kinds of reviews are very popular and have huge fan following. These are very easy to write any tom with a D!ck can write these reviews.


3) Writing Reviews When you start writing the reviews make it little big so that you get VU Ratings. Who reads reviews written by newcomers? If at all they read they see the length of the review and give the rating. But yes! if you become popular member you can write small reviews of 150 words still you get good ratings.


As far as possible post the reviews on Weekends, I hope you can understand.


4) Rating and Commenting Now this is very important. Unless you rate and comment you cannot be a star writer unless you are very close to the staff members. You should always rate VU, if you dont like the review then just ignore but if your friends write a stupid review, which you see happens very often, rate VU and comment it is one of the best reviews I have ever read. By telling this lie you create more friends and more trust list.


Anyway MS is not about reviewing the products but creating friends. You see in our day to day life we dont have any friends all are jealous of our achievements, so MS is the only place where you can find true friends and yeah do add them to your MSN and YAHOO messengers and create a groups in yahoo and post the link of the review whenever you write.


5) Trust List There are some kanjoos people here who do not add others into their trust list by doing so they have no chance of becoming a starwriter. You see there are few people whem added them in your trust list reciprocate. Choose those kinds of people you will easily succees. Again Sisters of MS have undue advantage.


6) Be Regular in writing reviews. Infact some members insist that to be a good reviewer you have to write regularly. So even  if you dont use any product simply write the reviews and also rate each and every review and comment on them like these movie never release in my country antartica.


Hope this review of mine will serve as a bible to all the new comers who have the burning desire.hehe.of becoming star writers. I have been there in this site for 3 years and I know the pros and cons of each areas in MS. So trust me, these fundas work.


If you want to know how to become a Popular Member I can write a review on that too. Popular writers and Star writers are different. If you need to become Popular Member then ask me fill in the comments section.


Thanks everyone! Hope to see everyone becoming star writers very soon. Infact Becoming a star writer in MS is a Childs play. ANYONE CAN BECOME SW IN MS. hehe. Just remember this Mantra.


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