Garv se Kaho..... Review on Garv

This one I happened to see, just like any other Hindi movie, at my home with my equally capable friend-cum-room mate. We were happy as it was friday night (and start of weekend) so we decided to watch something entertaining.

Choices were - Phir Milenge, Vastu-Shastra, The Incredibles, Cellular and Garv. Upon settling on watching Hindi movies, it didn't matter much. But, for the sake of (night) time, we kept Vastu-shastra aside, and then we knew we had to watch this bare chested thing anyhow.

So, Garv looked enticing. Being away from homeland at least helps you grow your patriotic feelings. It was long since we watched any ''sarpe Kafan bandhke nikla'' type films. We started. Scene one ''Arjun Ranawat (Salman) Murdabad''...''Arjun Ranawat ko faansi do''....the camera moves through all directions in all possible angels.

Opens a door of blue police van, camera takes the top view....Arjun Ranawat puts his feet on ground....camera, now coming down , top of van, edge of van, opened door, Arjun's hairs (he definitely has those) and then his face....he has this misplaced tomato ketchup from morning's breakfast on his forehead, ( wonder how he does that?...relax,Later its said to be a blood). Well, this was the start and in later sequences hes being questioned in the courtroom and then flashback......hence a revenge story.

We watched. A 150some minutes of very conventional and middleclass melodrama + action + shout + dialogues + the X sign.....we watched it whole. Without any note of being bored. Reason : We were happy. And too happy to be saddened by some piece of crap....so we laughed, got involved, sometimes said dialogues exactly as they were about to come.

Nothing was new....nothing at all. It amazed me. A real work of unoriginal 'everything'. How can they just do that? Well, the movie wouldn't be bad, if it had been released in 90s. Now, it irritates. Don't go for it.