May 10, 2003 11:59 PM
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(Updated May 11, 2003 12:06 AM)
Hindi Cinema has seen some gorgeous and beautiful ladies with amazing acting capabilities but along with these wonderful talents, there are also some who can just make you stare at the screen and wonder with amazement at their ridiculous expressions at the most inappropriate moments..Here are a few from the current bollywood scenario who stand out.
KAREENA KAPOOR:
You have no idea how delighted I am to write about this girl.
Actually I cannot open my mouth about her in front of my friends..why??Ok I'll let all you MS'ians into my horrifying secret..
All my friends hate her..So do I!!But the moment Kareena topic comes about, my friends start ''Sreeshu!!Do you know when she was born?'' That's it..my mouth is zipped while they taunt and harass me with tales of people born on the same date having similair character traits and so on..The fact that I was born a year later does'nt make any difference..Yep!!We share the same birth date!!Poor me!!So this is my opportunity to take my vengeance..
As far as I am concerned this girl is given too much importance..She always has this haughty expression on her face.Before the release of K3g Hrithik Roshan made a comment on Kareena saying ''She is sooo funny in this movie''
Funny?Did they change the meaning of funny in the dictionary?
She was downright annoying in the movie! I had the misfortune of watching Asoka, Mujhse Dosti Karoge, Yaadein and K3g(I have'nt missed many, have I??)and Kareena does the same thing in all these movies..the same nakras, the same expressions, the same toss of the hair while she turns..the same role-that of a spoilt brat!!
AISHWARYA RAI:
All the guys are going to hate me for this!!Agreed,she's absolutely drop dead gorgeous..and I really like her..BUT only in pictures and posters!!The moment she opens her mouth and tries to act..I hate her!! She's probably the most over-rated actress of the century!! Have you seen her in Aa ab laut chale, Albela, Jeans(U must see this movie!!absolutely hilarious!!It was as if both Prasanth- the hero and Aiswarya were competing with each other as to who can get worse!!To top it all we have a double dose of both!!).She is too loud. I somehow think she's better off doing the serious scenes where she can scream and cry to her heart's content..whenever she tries to do the happy-go lucky scenes she completely overdoes it..She is so self-conscious and I find her artificial.She was tolerable in Devdas, but then if I had to watch the movie again,it would certainly not be for Aishwarya but for the absolutely amazing Madhuri Dixit,who, I think deserved all the awards that Ms.Rai walked away with.
ESHA DEOL:
Am I getting predictable here? Well, no worst actresses list is complete without our darling Esha Deol. I almost feel sorry for this girl..almost..she seems lost..totally out of place..At times she wears that ''I don't care..But I wont emote!!'' expression on her face that too at the most dramatic scenes..itz kind of funny..At times she looks like an angry and stubborn child who's been dragged into some place she does'nt want to be..all this makes for hopeless acting!!
AMRITA ARORA:
I've just seen one movie of Amrita Arora and I am totally convinced that she is a bad actress! ''Kitne door kitne paas''..Yes!!
I have seen that disaster..nearly slept half way through..but I saw it alright. Words fail me! Amrita Arora and Fardeen Khan together were on a roll there. I just watched dumbfounded at the shocking display of absolutely crazy acting(did I just write acting?),poor direction and absolutely weak script. That movie and those actors(here I go again!!read people) are Hindi cinema at its worst!!
Do I need to say more?
KIM SHARMA:
You are going to watch a Kim Sharma movie? Be warned!! You are going to see the movie at your own risk!! These are a few things you must carry with you..
# Aspirin (One pill may not work..carry atleast two)
# Vicks Vapourub or preferably Amrutanjan!
# Lot of cotton for your ears!!
#If you are found lacking in cotton then you would definitely need some ear drops!!
Because this young lady squeaks..and she squeaks big time!!And if you are not careful u'll get a splitting headache or worse, a horrible ear pain!I'm sorry, I wont be able to discuss her emoting skills coz whenever she comes on screen I shut my eyes and have my ears well protected with both my hands!But I heard she'z pathetic anyways!! I can tolerate all the above actresses, but Kim!!She scares me!!
Well,that is my worst actresses list!The thought of Kim Sharma has already given me a headache!!So off I go to sleep!!All you MS'ians have a smashing Sunday!!tata!!:-)
