Oct 12, 2004 08:07 AM
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(Updated Oct 12, 2004 08:07 AM)
I selected these actresses after doing some serious thinking. I hope that you all like the review (not the actresses). They are too bad to watch that they give me head aches.....
5) MALLIKA SHERAWAT
Here comes the leanest of the five. Her body is too narrow, but she is too wide in exposing - got a broad mind in that! She is so straight forward in revealing herself that she forgot how she is to act in the movie. What she got most talent in is kissing, starting right from her first movie ''Kwahish'' with some stupid fellow as the hero.
She continued that in Murder where she managed to expose much more. She is not very bad in looking, but she does needs to change her attitude to acting. Bollywood has some exposing and revealing inside, but it is not all about that, there are more things than showing body in every movie and she has to do better than that. The problem may be on the approach. Atleast she does exposing roles well enough - the following ones can't even do that!
4) KIRTI REDDY or CELINA JAITLEY
Tere Jadoo Chalgaya was a flop, and it had to be so, especially with Kirti Reddy inside it. She seems to use her full energy to smile, such a wide smile - you can judge her from her expressions, you will not find anything to cheer about. Thank God that she is not in much of the movies.
When talking about Celina Jaitley, she came up with the worst dialogues in Khel, it just seemed that she doesn't know any Hindi at all. She came upon in the two-piece swim suit in Janasheen, the super flop movie. She got a good face, but there is no chance that she can stay there for long even in the bikini if she is talking Hindi like that - even foreign people speak better than that.
3) KARISHMA KAPOOR
Who does she think that she is? She just comes to the screen (usually in those mini skirt) and acts as if she is too cute and innocent and some times tries to be so sexy and beautiful. When she delivers her dialogue, I get the feeling that a ten year old kid can do better than that. In some movies, she just opens and closes her eye lids - thats the worst thing she does.
She does ask some stupidic question in some idiotic way in such a way that she seems to be studying in nursery in most of the movies. Even after a long career, she learnt nothing good. She gave her worst performance of her life in Bal Brahmachari with an equally ridiculous hero. She seems to have lost a screw while dancing as she just shaking in most of the movies - looks too ridiculous in those mini skirt.
2) AMISHA PATEL
She is so idiotic that I will never forget her face - its too annoying. When laughing, she looks ridiculous and when he cries she seems to be laughing - thats quite a co-incidence. She just too funny while crying - don't she cry in her real life for some expereince? She got such a ridiculous way to shout - shouting nonsense! She was not very bad in Kaho Naa Pyar Hai, but in all the remaining movies, she did such a ridiculous acting that I can't stand her.
Gaddar performed well in the box-office due to Sunny Deol and Amrish Puri. While seeing her in Yeh Hai Jalwa, I can't say what picture I got in my mind. She seems to be putting too much make up in movies, but that, by no chance is going to help her. I'm glad that we are missing her on the screen. That is such a great thing. Final words - Kindly stop your nonsense and save us (She even talks nonsense to the press!).
AND FINALLY, THE ONE AND ONLY, A WONDER FOOL......
1) TWINKLE KHANNA
She is the worst ever, I ever saw any one worse than that. Just look at her in the movies ''International Khiladi'', ''Baadshah'' and ''Joru Ka Ghulam''. She has just gone the wrong way in her career. Thank you very much to Akshay Kumar for getting this ''Bhoot'' out of our sight. She seems to be having a sense that she is very beautiful and may be trying trying to prove that she is too sexy with those ridiculous looks in her face, but thats by no chance true.
She does only those ''aah'', ''ooh'' expressions well to her credit. She is such a nuisance in the screen for me with such a looks on her face that she is going to eat all the viewers. She is such a bad ghost to have on the screen unlike her husband Akshay who does such a brilliant job on the screen. Why can't he teach her to act or atleast how to look like in a movie? Atleast we escaped from a troture. Congratulations to her for being the worst actress in my list.
POSSIBLE ADD-ONS?
The others in consideration were Shamita Shetty (She just looks too ridiculous to be a girl), Mahima Chowdary (She opens the mouth not to say dialogues, but to show her teeth?), Esha Deol (For what she calls acting), Riya Sen (For her some what vague expressions) and Manisha Koirala (Not the cute one, the fatty one that we see these days). Not to forget the ''Girlfriend'' girls - Isha Koppikar and Amrita Arora, but they seems much better compared to these ones.
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