Hello friends, rahul_jour has come with another contest “the scars of bollywood”. In this contest we’ll choose the worst actresses in Bollywood. Till now we have got quite a few entries and the participants are: -
Now as the final contestants, all the participants will introduce themselves to the judges: -
• Monica Bedi: -
Hello I’m Monica, not seen in bollywood these days but yet I manage to be in headlines due to my connection with underworld. So it’s my humble rquest to the judges to give this award to me else digging their graves.
(Judges disqualified Miss Bakwas, no threats worked).
• Mamta Kulkarni
Hello I’m Mamta, was last in news for putting charges of taking undue advantage on one of my directors. Movies worked but don’t over-estimate thinking that I performed well, on the other hand movies worked for the indecent exposure I did. None of my directors repeated me. What else to say, in most of my movies….I can’t say actually I feel shy.
(Judge: - never felt shy wearing shortest of short dresses.)
I did, but most of my movies went over-budget so had to cut somewhere.
(Judge: - If you win this title what you’ll do?)
If I win this title I’ll form a relief fund for all the producers and directors who went bankrupt while working for me.
(Judge: -anything you’ll do for the society)
Entertain my audience, will lesser clothes.
(Judge: - your name suggests love, any light on that.)
Oh is it, thanks for telling me. Actually had been too busy to even think about it.
(Judge: - suppose if you loose this contest then..)
Then what I would say some kinda fixing was there….smiles
(Judge: - tell me your positive and negative aspects)
Can’t act, dialogue delivery is pathetic, can’t show emotions except one (everybody knows) and for positive – I can dance and make people dance over my finger tips.
(Judges: - Thanks miss, next participant)
• Miss Sadi huyee: - Anu Agrawal
Hello Friends, I’m Anu. My first movie was Ashiqui, that was the biggest hit then. The movie in which, people say, I looked as Rahul’s sister then his love interest. A film that will be remembered mainly for songs and music. I’m sure most of you would have forgotten me but remember KING UNCLE, oh not even that, then I can’t help the judges. But ya, it’s for sure that at one time I was very much active in this filmdom.
(Judge: - explain yourself in three words)
Bad, worse and worst
(Judge: - why did you choose acting?)
Better you ask my directors as why did they give me a break??
(Judge: -if you win, what will you do?)
I’ll open an acting school.
(Judges: - who is your all time favourite movie personality?)
Hmmmm…don’t mind but that’s rather a personal question.
(Judge: - what’s your definition of acting?)
If you feel, you’re the worst try acting!!!
(Judges: - thanks miss, next)
• Miss Lapata: - Nigar Khan
Hello friends, I’m Nigar. Have to much to tell you but have got visa problem. I came to India on tourist visa and now officials won’t leave me since I’m working in movies and earning a great amount. Listening to one of my friends I tried to bribe few of the officials but all of a sudden all of them have become too honest.
(Judge: - what do you think of India?)
It’s hell of an honest place.
(Judge: - who is your inspiration in Bollywood?)
Well…hmmm…uup…aah…that’s rather a tough question, do I have any help line.
(Judge: -ok forget about it, tell me who is the father of Indian Cinema.)
father….most of the actresses are not sure of the father of their kids so how can you expect me to tell the name of the father of Bollywood.
(Judge: -miss, you’re trying to defame the Indian actresses, you can be prosecuted!)
Well, I didn’t mean to offend anyone but if you feel so then I’m sorry.
(Judge: -suppose you’re a woman and you have got a husband…)
What do you mean, I’m a woman (with grimace)
(Judge: -which Indian movie appeals to you the most?)
Though I like all the Indian movies, Crouching tiger and the hidden Dragon is my favorite.
(Judges: - [in confusion] miss your knowledge of Indian movies seems to be very limited, anyway thanks miss, next)
• Miss Nak-chadhi: - Mallika Sherawat
Hello people, I’m Mallika. No if no but, sirf jutt. My KHWAHISH is to MURDER all who turns against me. Coming from Miranda, I’ve no Godfather in Bollywood. I live on my terms and I’m total BINDAAS. Recently worked in Myth, so I’m an International personality now. (Giggles)
(Judge: -nice to hear that, but miss often it’s said that you don’t know acting)
Well sir, if I don’t know acting then why my movies are working at box-office.
(Judge: -it’s just because of your over-exposure.)
I knew you’ll say the same thing. I don’t know why people have to talk about me like that. I don’t understand the politics here.
(Judge: -what are your future plans?)
I would like to play the character of Pakeezah if given a chance.
(Judge: -but why only Pakeezah?)
Actually I think I can act and dance and emote like Meena Kumari.
(Judge: -what have you done for the society?)
I’ve taken a pledge not to wear full clothes till the whole population of India gets full clothes to wear.
(Judges: -that’s really kind of you miss, thanks for giving us your valuable time, next)
• Miss Aayee-Gayee: - Deepti Bhatnagar
Hello I’m Deepti. Worked in quite a number of movies, unluckily none of them worked miracle for me. These days busy with YATRA, have turnedto almighty as only he can give solace to my hurting heart.
(Judge: -you seems to be hopeless.)
Not exactly, since I’ve few projects waiting for me.
(Judge: -why did you take up acting?)
Giggles and that’s all, seems to be inspired by Aish.
(Judge: -do you know anything except giggling?)
Ya, since I’ve been doing serial on mythology, I know a great deal about epics.
(Judge: -which is the recent epic, picturised?)
It’s undoubtedly, TROY
(Judges: -thanks miss, you have too deep knowledge of your subject, next)
• Miss Thandi: - Kareena Kapoor
Hi, I’m Kareena. More than my acting my kiss to one of my co-stars made headlines in the paper. Anyway, have a chain of flops under my belt. That is enough to show that how bad am I in acting! Moreover, I’m too moody to stand any other actress but see the irony most of my movies are multi-starred.
(Judge: -how does your family react to your acting)
They don’t have a place to hide their faces.
(Judge: -why did you take up acting?)
Because of Karishma, she was too good, I though since we belong to the same family I may do good as well.
(Judge: -good, which is your favorite movie)
It’s…It’s…It’s..any hint.
(Judge: -forget about it miss, thanks for coming, next)
• Miss Bore: - Meghna Naidu
Hello I’m Meghna, Meghna Naidu. Please don’t give me such sarcastic looks, in my opinion I’m only person who deserves this title.
Vote Please
(With this Jury couldn’t reach to any decision hence they left it upon the readers. Whoever reads this review please cast your vote, you have the right to suggest even new names. Let’s see who is the worst.)
