BHOOTNIS FROM BOLLYWOOD. Review on Five Worst Actresses of Bollywood Movies

Five worst actresses of Hindi movies

Britain is the home of lots of Patels...I so wish that this one too resided there. Amisha Patel played the asthmatic beauty in Aap Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage and I guess that to potray the asthmatic attacks during crying scenes, she was held back by the director when she had to do. Here is her formula for good acting - tuck your tummy in, flutter your eyes at least 37 times and put on a hundred contortions the face. Her mother tells us, she is a stunning stage dancer. She sure is - her dance never ceases to stun me.

Celina Jaitley is the bikini-gal of Indian cinema. Bimbo, bimbette, whatever one might call her ('actress' seems a touch too high a praise), she displays two things in as small proportions as possible - clothes, and of course - acting. She deserves to get more backlashing than she was given but you see, people stole the shamelight er, limelight from her - in Khel it was Jadeja and in Jaanasheen it was Feroz Khan. She has a voice that resembles that of Tweety (the cartoon character) and might argue that it's the 'only' thing that keeps her from signing weighty roles.

Another Hall-of-fameris Aarti Chhabria and in case U forgot who she is (which is as possible as Aussies thrashing Zimbabweans at Perth), let me tell you that she 'attempted' to act opposite Akshay Kumar in Awara Paagal Deewana. She also did a movie with Govinda where she played a mentally challenged girl and even there could not do a good job. Now thats a very poor performance considering the fact that she didn't even need to act! Recently in an interview she was asked as to why she was not doing any films and she replied that she is very choosy (read out of work) about the films she does. I guess she forgot to mention the queue that directors regularly make in front of her apartment that streches to Mumbai Central!

Pooja Batra definitely has something against family-movies and whenever she 'acts' in one, she tries her best to make it as unwatchable as she can. This leggy model-turned-actress, as many of the new-breed heroines, is highly allergic to clothes and completely lacks any acting skills whatsoever. To me she looks no better than a bat(ra) and is much better off walking down those flashy aisles.

Amrita Arora is another disgrace to the word 'actress'. She always carries a seducing kinda expression on her face (which reminds me of her sister Malaika's face and which in turn gives me Bhootni-nightmares). Zombies act better than her and African tribals dance better than her. Remember that movie called Ek aur ek gyaarah (aur audience ho gayi nau-do-gyaarah) where her dance reminded you of the Cobra you saw on AXN. Maybe, just maybe, she can act well (miracles do happen) but movies on diferent 'types' of 'friends' aren't going to do her any good.

Worthy mentions -

Isha Koppikar (arre kabhi to achchi acting kar!)

Katrina Kaif (Boom=Doom)

Sorry, 'Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam' prevented Ash to feature in this review.

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PS.: No offence intended. This review is expected to be read in a humorous mindset.