The infamous five. Review on Five Worst Actresses of Bollywood Movies

It is very difficult to pick five worst actresses from Bollywood, which is littered with beautiful but dumb (in the acting department) girls. To list them in an order-

1- Bollywood actresses are all vying for the number1 spot. I have decided to give this top spot to two rather lousy actresses- Aishwarya Rai and Kareena Kapoor.

Aishwarya Rai- I accept rather reluctantly that Ash is, in fact beautiful. But mere beauty does not make one a good actress. There is something called talent. Man! Who can forget her lousy acting in HDDCS? And that bagged her an award (or more?). (And why does she keep running with her long ghagras and sarees in all her movies?) Aur pyar ho gaya, was forgivable as it was one of her first movies. Jeans, Aa ab laut chale, Albela were forgettable. But Taal and HDDCS? And her pathetic acting in Devdas? Oh dear! Is bollywood devoid of actresses that we have to put up with Ash and her like, who are mere dolls and are fit to be pin-up girls? Ash simply looks gorgeous in all her movies but apart from that, she has nothing. It is not just Indians who are dumb enough to call her an actress, Cannes film festival proved that the entire world is highly dumb for having selected her as one of the jury members, which included artistes like Meg Ryan. Heavens! Who can compare Ash with Meg? Seems like people have lost the capacity of judgement with so many lousy artistes around in bollywood and Hollywood as well!

Miss Rai, if you are done with Salman and Vivek, take my advice and quit acting so that we are saved from your tortures.

Kareena Kapoor- If Raj Kapoor had survived to see this day, he would have thrown this girl out of his khandaan! How I wish I could do that. It is not her lousy acting which provokes me to do this but it is her pride for being the kapoor girl! She has made many infamous comments upon other actresses and actors, for she thinks that she has dropped from heaven. Well, if she has, then I would like very much to kick her back. Moreover, she has not what I call beauty. Her comments on Amisha, Abhishek, etc are as pathetic as she is! All her performances are dismal, including Refugee. She brings shame to her family and her talented sister.

Ms.Kapoor, pride is good but vanity isn’t. And such a pride as yours is surely going to bring your downfall.

2- Esha Deol

Here we go again! After Twinkle, Rinke, Riya, etc, it is the turn of the Deol kid. I had lots of expectations on this girl, for she is the daughter of Hema-Dharmendra. Phew! I don’t even remember the names of her movies. First of all, she is too young to be here and on top of that, she has no acting skills. I hope she opts for dancing as her career and spare us.

3- Mahima Choudary

Ritu turned into Mahima with Pardes. Ghai had a reputation of introducing good actresses. But with Mahima, he seems to have lost his touch of picking good artistes. Anyway, she is simply a torture to watch and none of her films deserve a mention. But her voice does deserve a mention. Raveena, Rani, Kajol, etc have bad voices too. But their talent brushes this disadvantage aside. Poor Mahima, neither does she have talent nor voice nor anything else. I wonder how she has managed to survive these many years.

4- Riya Sen-

Another star-kid with a beautiful and extremely talented grandmother, Suchitra Sen. But unfortunately, Riya seems to have gone after her mother, Moon Moon Sen. With skimpy clothes, vulgar looks, she has made name for all wrong reasons. A piece of advice to all those who have not watched this girl- check out for her in Jhankaar Beats. She merely has one dialogue in the movie and by the end of it, you will start pitying Suchitra sen.

5- Preity Zinta-

Here comes another girl with loads of attitude after Ms.Kapoor. No beauty, just a dimple (how I wish to wring her neck when she flashes one of her famous dimple-smiles) and a big, loud mouth. I appreciate her straight forwardness and her guts, though. But that’s just it. She supposedly won accolades for her pathetic and absurd acting and dialogue delivery in Kya Kehna. Oh! Yes. She is another of those actresses with bad voices. And her voice adds to her absolutely suuuuuuuuperb acting.

There are many more actresses like the above mentioned. To name a few, Shamita, Kim, Lara, Priyanka, Diya, Amisha, etc, etc… well, the list seems to be endless!