Some people were just not meant to be in tinsel town.
They finally realize it the hard way after giving miserable perfomances and box-office flops.
My list of five worst are truly the worsts. I am also going to recieve comments again from people telling me they dont even know most of the heroes. Infact this is what happened when I wrote for worst songs and worst movies.
sometimes, it just beats the hell out of me how have I ended up watching so much trash(movies and songs) and yet managed to go to school, do some studying and get some decent education and be an intelligent woman (atleast thats what I think about myself ;)) today.
Aaaaaaahhh ...If only I had avoided the hours of watching junk movies, seeing one film wonder heroes and listening to cacophonous songs then I would have saved atleast extra 14 hours per week.
That would have made me practice more math sums. That means instead of coming in the top 10, I would have been the topper.
That means instead of taking up Arts in graduation, I would have taken math or physics and ....
ohhh My god !!!! that means I would have been a famous mathematician today discovering new hidden equations and formulas, then maybe by now got nominated for the Nobel prize.
Wow what an incredible feeling !!! me a noble prize winner for math ???? Gee thanks... I am speechless...
%&^#&**##@#$%....thuddddddd !!!!!
yawn !!! where Am I ??? oops... I was dreaming I guess.
As I started this review, I think I just took a quick nap and my mind conjured up a beautiful yet impossible dream.
Back to the harsh reality and cruel world.
Now is my chance to lash out at all the bad heroes who wasted my 3 hours with each movie. Here I come with a heart full of broken dreams and a mind full of vengeance to get even.
~~1.Kamal sadanah~~
Remember this guy who starred with Kajol in Bekhudi ?
I am sure I am getting some blank faces now. Mouthshut members have a lot of class to remember such guys.
Well he was this empty headed ever smiling guy with a very dirty face (I always felt like asking him to wash his face first and then act) and brown henna smeared hair.
Acting was never in his blood. For quite sometime I was thinking he used to be the famous child hero who acted for Amitabh, Vinod Khanna and others. Later I realized it was someone else and that Kamal was just a new flop hero with no acting abilities.
After a few flops here and there, he gracefully left the filmy world.
~~2.Manik Bedi~~
He was one guy who looked like a B-grade sidekick of the main villian. He resembled the old villian Ranjeet, but over all looked very treacherous and mean. He was opposite Twinkle in International Khiladi and recently in Chor machae shor singing the famous horrible song ''kaan ke neeceh baajunga mein''
''''ab enke baare main, kya baataun, shabd nahi mil rahe ''''(what can I say about him, I am speechless !).
~~3.Kishan Kumar~~
aaaja meri jaan , tumse hai pyaar, aaja mere pass aaaya....
I think God went on a picnic while creating him, or assigned the job of creation to his newly appointed , inexperienced assistant who was all in a state of trance after watching some variety program at Indrakumar's oopss..sorry Lord Indra's heavenly abode.
I think Kishan Kumar has the most awkward looking face and fat shapeless lips. With all the backing from T-series, he was such a failure.
He also had this perennial ''ssss'' problem during dialogue delivery.
so he would sing : aaaja ssssanam, mujhe teri kassssam.
Now that hes married and blessed with a baby, he has also left the bollywood arena.
~~4.Harish~~
remember this movie ''prem quaidi'' where the hero and heroine switch roles ? Heroine is very outgoing and bold and the hero is very girlie and shy.
That is what is Harish all about it.
dimpled cheeks, rosy lips, eyes are blue,
is that you, yes , yes yes
His whole problem was his atrocious feminine body language and his voice. He was also seen again in Govinda's coolie number one, romancing a T-series product, but bollywood reject Chanchal(see, I remember so much filmy junk, now you know why I lost the Nobel prize).
~~5.Puru rajkumar~~
Stiff like a stork. Not stiff and stylish like dad Rajkumar but stiff and emotionless like his son.
he tried to come as a villian later, but the fact that he didnt get any emotional acting genes (as dad was always stern with emotions pentup inside) made things worse for him.
He tried to create his own acting style which did not work in bollywood unfortunately.
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I end my list here. But for these five and many more whom I dont have the energy to list, I would have gone places by now and been a mathematician.
Sigh !!! Let me atleast go back to my dreams and enjoy my few moments of fantasy.
mathematically yours
Lavanya
