Jul 25, 2005 08:45 AM
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(Updated Jul 25, 2005 08:57 PM)
Well, folks, this review is subject to a certain criteria. See a lot of us have different choices and we have the freedom of speech to express them on MS. But the fact is that opinions here on MS need to be substantial and well-explained. Just trashing people with bias on MS looks childish. Some of us here on MS really need to grow up. Naming the top of the industry like AB Sr., Sanjay Dutt, SRK, and Salman in this category is not an objective thing. Objective reviews come off better. Watch this one, it's mere objective with no offensive remarks, only objective ones. And yes, I haven't included guys like Zulfi Sayed, Harish, Jaz Pandher, Avinash, Prithvi, cause they are unnoticed anyways. This review is for the famous, yet some non-talented people!
# 5-This spot goes to RANDEEP HOODA. I know it is too early to judge the guy since'D', his first movie just released about a month ago. But if he impresses me later on in life, trust me I will come back to use one of the biggest benefits of this website and EDIT my remarks. I will be admitting enough unlike many others who do NOT bother to do so later on. But based on'D' I can easily say Randeep is a nonactor. He uses the dark theme of the movie to just get lost in the going-ons. He tries to camouflage his acting disabilities all the time but fails to do so everytime. The sensible audiences can see that the guy is just presenting a serious face as per the situation. That's all he does. No dialogues, no nothing. Just a straight angry face of a gangster. His versatility becomes highly questionable in the process and his dancing and comedy skills are well awaited. Movie choice with'D' is also bad as the role for a debut is totally useless and hardly has any scope.
# 4-This spot is reserved for JOHNNY LEVER. The guy is plain hyper. That's why he clicks in comedies. But he struggles in serious, emotional scenes. He still makes faces as if he's requesting the director to quit the serious sequence and go to another comedy one. Sorry Johnny, even though u're OK as a comedian, one has to be versatile. Coz that's a necessity as an actor. A profession change is required otherwise. In some movies, even his comedy becomes THOROUGH OVERACTING. For instance in Baazigar and AJNABEE he is plain irritating!
# 3-Our number three on this spot is none other than APOORVA AGNIHOTRI. Now although his being famous is questionable, there is no doubt that T.V. serial Jassi Jaissi Koi Nahin made him known enough even if by any chance he went unnoticed despite a debut vehicle with SRK in PARDES. Apoorva too knows only being serious like RANDEEP HOODA. All the time the viewer sees him, he tries to act frustratedly, no wonder, afterall who wouldn't be angry after failing to capitalize on an opportunity of a lifetime-a debut with SRK and Subhash Ghai! Now he's on T.V., and still no best actor award for him there either. Rightly so, for him to win an award, Bollywood would also have to have oscars for Weakest performance in the lead role, or perhaps, even as a lead, guys like him are so much big time ham-mers that they fail to look like the lead actors!
# 2-This spot goes to the runner up, JOHN ABRAHAM. John Abraham is a non-actor from the word go! Starting in JISM, he played the role of a drunkard. Perhaps he knew how weird he was. That's why that was the best way to start off. Afterall it's a great excuse if someone remarks, 'Hey u were weird!' John can easily say'Yeah of course, I played a drunkard and I did well coz drunkards are meant to be weird.' Ok good excuse. But what excuse can one make when they are slated to be the BEST ACTOR of the future and they simply can't handle their success. John was overhyped so early in his career that he failed to handle the pressure and expectations created by his early stardom. Continuous flops like Saaya, Paap, Aetbaar, Lakeer, Madhoshi, Elaan are some big DUDS of a guy that form a heavy streak. If movies like Kaal and Dhoom are made, where other actors like Ajay Devgan and Abhishek Bachchan have to help the movie to success, then why people even bother casting this non actor John. All he knows is to play characters that smoke and die. Jism, Aetbaar, Dhoom, Madhoshi, his character terminates at the end of all these movies and he smokes in all of them. What a terrible endorsement! John is a guy who is big time typecast and directors seem REAL confused what to do when they want to cash his stardom.
# 1- Ladies and gentlemen, put ur hands together for the winner of the award for the best WORST actor of Bollywood, none other than our own RAHUL ROY! It's such a shame that Rahul became a superstar within no time. Anyone can see and tell that Bollywood made it's biggest mistake by presenting him as the real deal in early 90s. Any foreigner would've gotten a SHOCK treatment seeing what a promising industry like Bollywood has to offer as their best in that time period. Fortunately guys like Sanjay Dutt, Govinda, and the Khans saved the decade and represented Bollywood in a reasonable manner. Rahul proved to be all hype no substance, clearly coz the lesser said about him the better. Therefore I will follow this theory and end this review soon, saying only one word about the winner Rahul.EXPRESSIONLESS! A better one.NONACTOR, an even better.FAILURE!
Overall folks I could've put the successful lot in there but that would've been biased. I don't like SRK, Aamir, Hrithik as the best but seriously, they have better works to their credit. Trashing these guys is baseless coz they at least have something in the offerings that our top 5 worst actors aren't supposed to have.
P.S. ZAYED KHAN can be a perfect replacement for any one of the 5 anytime u think I was wrong. Coz in case of Zayed as an ACTOR, I don't think there's a question that he HAMS big time, especially in some of his scenes!
