Dec 02, 2005 02:28 PM
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(Updated Dec 02, 2005 03:36 PM)
Hellboy.was sitting on top of a mountain. His face was buried in agony. Agony of an unrecognized debut.The hellboy still weeps for the sheer fact that his was perhaps the worst debut in the devilian history of mouthshut. Now the hellboy drinks pain and evaporates his tears.
Hellboy returns and reviews a topic so close to the mortals that hellboy now knows what its like being broken, heart broken.
He reviewed a product and unleashed all the hell he could but still his words lack the fire and heat that his earlier mentor had. Now hellboy has eaten his favorite lunch Rat fries and Lizard soup for breakfast. He feels yummy tummy bummy and here he goes.
Hellboy went auditioning for Indian Idol 2.lol the hellboy feels the letters i, d, o and l can be used so well if reframed. idle, idiot, idli(mortal food), di*do:P:P .the hellboy is accustomed to get nasty. Anyways hellboy sings.
After a disastrous imploding debut the hellboy wept and cried in a familiar sound recognized by howling owl and a screechy pig. He soon realized its a mortal site with mortal people, the mentor taught him.
1) Aaj no Chodenge tujhe Dum Duma Dum.
Hellboy came over first jolter with this song and the heart started reverberating again and today he is back with this on MS. Dum Duma Dum
The hellboy got energized and peppy singing that song and realized a new day beckons and a new review begins read by some new mortals.
2) Bachna Aee Hasino.
Hellboy sees some pretty mortals around this site and promises them the rose from deep dungeons of hell. The rose is full of thorns, ensuring bleeding pretty fingers and more blood for the hellboy. The hellboy loves female mortals.* Bachna Aee Hasino
3) Bhoot hoo main
Yeah whenever the mortals around make hellboy illusioned and distract him from flesh and blood diet to burger and pizza. The heart from hell feels down and low. It needs self actualization, realization, mobilization and every other'ation' to pep his heart up. Its an anthem .ATTENTION.Bhoot hoo main
4) Bheege Hoth Tere
Self actualization.hellboy knows singing this for you mortals after a heartbreak would be a helluva thing to do but hellboy knows how to remind himself of the things he has missed.bheege hoth.wet with blood lips. pyaasa mann mera.thirsty for more blood. Sob.sob.more blood.
5) Goli Maare Bheje Mein
If nothing comes to avail. Viagra fails to pep you up. Steriods sleep and you are still awake then its time to give a hellian hike to everything that has happened and begin with a new mind.Shoot the bheja which reflects those old memories.which takes your heart back there. Shoot it and send it to Hell P.O.Box 666. Hellboy hasnt had a mortal bheja fry since ages.
The hellboy needs some rest he will sleep now and wake up in next 6666 years.You comment him and hellboy will eat them all.
