This is dedicated to whoever requested this topic because it's my 150th review on this site and I thought I'd dedicate it to someone and I didn't have anyone to dedicate it to so I decided to dedicate it to the person who requested this topic.
Someone in here has a twisted sense of humour. Just when I decide to stick to writing serious reviews like I always write, someone requests this sort of topic.
Five best Television couples?
Abhay and Kkkkkusum? They both croaked.
Angad and Kripa? These two idiots don't know whether they are coming or going(no innuendos intended)
Flossy er. Jessy and Armoan? Well. he gets pissed off with her. gets drunk. marries and sleeps with someone else. and then pines away for true love
Then who and who make a good television couple?
After much sifting and sorting, we, the judges(cool_tanmay, parikhmunir, diver and I) have come up with the five finalists for this category. Since the lady judges have all gone home because it was getting rather late, the dude judges decided to go ahead and present.
THE MOUTHIE!
Founded in 1998, The Mouthies are the premier awards in every category, heading, section, segment, whatever on Earth. enough on the Mouthies. now for the five couples:
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Couple 1: Shekhar Suman and Navjot Sidhu
nominated for the Great Indian Laughter Challenge
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Shekhar Suman has a history of cracking jokes that even he didn't understand. Navjot Sidhu coined the term Sidhuisms and talked about'Midgets in Urinals'. Together, they form the judge and jury on the incredible(?!) show featuring standup comedians and truckloads of nonsense. What earned them this nomination? Because they are tight.
They laugh, giggle, thwack each other's back, scratch each others back and generally have a good time - TOGETHER.
So. the first nominees. Navjot and Shekhar.
Judges rating
Parikhmunir(the serious guy): I'll give them 6/10 because they do suit the requirements of two idiotic celebrities on a TV show.
Cool Tanmay(the babes person): I give them a 0/10 because they have no Oomph
Diver(the games person): I'll give them a 5/10 for bad graphics and sound
Psyxx(the mental person): what's a rating?
On to the next couple.
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Couple 2: Mini Mathur and Aman Varma
nominated for Indian Idol
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This is a graceful pairing. Mini Mathur is miles ahead of Mandira Bedi and carries out her duties as the host of a successful reality series with grace and poise. Aman Varma also treads the line carefully and is more than tolerable.
Judges rating
Parikhmunir(the serious guy): 8/10 for me. good pair
Cool Tanmay(the babes person): 10/10 for Mini Mathur(doesn't see Aman Varma)
Diver(the games person): Mini Mathur has nice graphics and is rendered well(9/10)
Psyxx(the mental person):(Sucking on a straw. the juice in the can was over 2 hours ago)
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Couple 3: Niall and Chinu
nominated for all the programs on POGO
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Combine a precocious girl and a dude who looks like he would do good as a Coir mattress model and you get. two hosts on Pogo. The girl Chinu is energetic, enthusiastic and all over the place. Kinda cute too.
Judges rating
Parikhmunir(the serious guy): 9/10. they have potential
Cool Tanmay(the babes person): 10/10 for Chinu. rats. 5/10. she's only a kid
Diver(the games person): Pogo has great graphics and cartoons. I like Pogo(10/10)
Psyxx(the mental person):(wakes up. and blows nose on Diver's silk shirt. goes back to sleep)
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Couple 4: Charu Sharma, Krish Srikanth and Co
nominated for DD Cricket commentary
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Ok, four people is not a couple. But then there are a couple of couple's in there that deserve this nomination.
Charu Sharma is serious. seriously trying not to thwack K. Srikanth in the head.
K. Srikanth is serious. serious about proving to the world that he UBSOLOODLY knows everything about cricket.
M. Amarnath is serious. serious about the songs he sings live.
Atul Wasan is serious. about looking cool and talking every sentence in English and Hindi combined.
Anjum Chopra. is serious!
Judges rating
Parikhmunir(the serious guy): 5/10. can't stand Srikanth
Cool Tanmay(the babes person): 0/10. can't stand Srikanth and lack of babes.
Diver(the games person): 10/10 for Cricket 2005 video game. oops. 5/10 for this couple
Psyxx(the mental person):(calls some random chick on his cell phone. asks her how's the weather. and switches phone off)
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Couple 5: Mandira Bedi and Mini Mathur
nominated for 10 ke 10 blah blah
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Mandira. for the wonky dress sense and even wonkier compering.
Mini. for being cool and destroying Mandira with her coolness.
Judges rating
Parikhmunir(the serious guy): 2/10. I hate Fame Gurukul and all this crap. I watch National Geographic and Discovery Channel
Cool Tanmay(the babes person): 10/10. Nice chicks in audience.
Diver(the games person): 7/10. Mandira Bedi reminds me of Pac Man
Psyxx(the mental person):(snort) Bring the Envelope already. declare the winner. someone bring some beer.
AND THE WINNER IS.
Shweta Khawatra and Manav!
Lets go home everyone.
~finis~
Notes to readers:
This review was inspired by 6 bottles of Kingfisher Beer that now languishes in their emptiness.
This is my 150th review. so massacre it. gimme RED!
This review has no intrinstic value. nor were any trees cut down.
There is no such thing as FIVE BEST TELEVISION COUPLE.
Cheers.
