Hollywood Decides !!. Review on Five Best Reviews on MouthShut

One fine day, the great stars of Hollywood on recommendation of yours truly sat down and had a look at all the MS reviews. So one day I invited all of them for tea and asked them about their favorite reviews and here’s how the conversation went.

Jim Carrey as the Mask

Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Terminator

Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone

Laurence Fishbourne as Morpheus (Matrix Fame)

Will Smith as Agent J (Men in Black)

Marlon Brando - Gentlemen. Today we have assembled at the house of Mr. Rahul Jain for a purpose. The purpose is to discuss the best reviews on MS. So I hope that all of you will extend your complete cooperation.

Will Smith- Your da man Marlie baby! Dis is a swell topic to roll about. So me being “da man” and all, I have to have the first opportunity. My review is my main man “Reviewer”. He is the most chill out guy. His review on “Dressing Out for pubs/discos” was rad and is my kinda stuff.

Morpheus - Do you really believe that dressing is all that important in the Matrix. Clothes do not exist.

Will Smith - Yo, then why are you roaming in these designer suits and sunglasses.. Get NAKED!

Jim Carrey - HA HA HA HA

[Jim Carrey does a weggie (masking a person with his undies) on Morpheus]

Will Smith - Man, I thought I knew all about style but this review gave me some serious tips and everytime I walk into the club, I have all the babes checking me out.

Arnold - Considering my expertise in mean machines, I think Suyog’s review on the game RoadRash was that sort of a review which showed “All Objectives Met”. (Arnold get’s a call of nature and badly needs to go). I’ll be Back (he rushes to the loo.)

Arnold - Another good thing of this review was that he got our host Rahul in the picture and that was very innovative of him and the review covered all the aspects of the game.

Jim Carrey - Yeah, that was “Ekdam Jhakkas”!

Marlon Brando - Now to you, Mr. Morpheus.

Morpheus - Depression is cloak pulled upon by the Matrix to keep us away from the truth. In case you do not believe the Matrix and want to relieve yourself of this depression, get yourself to read Pooj’s review on handling depression. She really dwells deep into the topic by not making it unnecessarily lengthy. I think that she know the Truth. Pooja we are coming for you.

Marlon Brando - Finally a review which is worthy of my mention. The review by Mr. Sujay Marthi on “Company” was very good. He has covered all the major points of the movies in a rather short review. It’s good that more and more people are taking note of my kind of business and I appreciate it. Mr. Sujay, I will give you an offer you can’t refuse. Why don’t you come and become my consigliore (advisor). I am sure we can work things out .

Jim Carrey - All of you have forgotten a ssssssssssssssmokin…. Review by our very own Rahul. Did you check out his review on Mumbai ? That was extremely funny. Heck it was much better than “Jay Leno Show”. It had me rolling all over the floor and howling like a wolf. The way he has portrayed the main areas of Mumbai is something which has to be read.

Will Smith - If you wanna be the coolest guy in the town, check out these reviews and you shall be worshipped.

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Afterwards Rahul and the MS members mentioned here, met and this is what happened then…

Rahul – Sujay you owe me Rs 1000 for the mention, Suyog 800, Reviewer 700, Pooj.. as you are so nice. I will charge you only Rs 500.

So anyone else who want to be on this list can send me Rs 1000 and they can have their name here.

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P.S – Please forgive me for the mention of my review. I think it was one of my best reviews and it took me a lot of time to write it, so please bear..

Other Reviews which I liked

Meleahk1 review after that turmoil on MS. That was a very well written and a wise review. Hats of to you.

Ranjran review on that topic of Star Writers writing on unrelated topics and getting off with it.

Just_did_it review on India- General.. very funny

Achougoo's review on Wisenut.com - very comprehensive and detailed.. a pleasure to read..

The addresses of the Reviews are

Sujay Marthi - https://mouthshut.com/readreview.php?rid=20873

Pooj - https://mouthshut.com/readreview.php?rid=19724

Reviewer - https://mouthshut.com/readreview.php?rid=9492

Suyog - https://mouthshut.com/readreview.php?rid=19011

Loverboy4u_17 - https://mouthshut.com/readreview.php?rid=9554

Meleahk1 - https://mouthshut.com/readreview.php?rid=20540

Ranjran - https://mouthshut.com/readreview.php?rid=20824

Just_did_it - https://mouthshut.com/readreview.php?rid=19979

Achougoo - https://mouthshut.com/readreview.php?rid=13382&r=1