Autobiography of 'O'. Review on Five Best Reviewers on MouthShut

Hello, there. How are you? Don't ask me. I wouldn’t be any better today. In fact winds of happiness blow over me every now & then. Oops! I forgot to introduce myself. I am 'O'. Didn't get it? I am O of mOuthshut.com. Yes! I am the one with two eyes and a smiling face all painted in tricolor. It's been 3 years now and I have seen lakhs of reviews flowing in my site from various members. Ask me. They all are my best friends. Each & every member. I can't feel happier when I see the smile arcing on their faces whenever they get comments from other members on their reviews. I am thankful to God  & lately the web designers for juxtaposing me right in the very name of the site.

I experience blithe whenever some members reach his/her landmark. But this topic is melancholic. I regret to tell you that I have a severe eye problem so I couldn’t see the first part of the title. So what I could see was just the Best Reviewers of MS. It was only later that deja_vu told me that there was a 5 before it. But till then I was done writing this. Talking about my* sons & daughters(members), * how can one choose the best? If I do, wouldn’t I have to eat the humble pie at the end? Each member is hand and glove with me.* Can a father pick out of the best of his sons? Can you pick the best finger out of your palm?

It is always tough to pick & when picking is concerned with the feeling of love & unending affection, I can only try & show the names of people with whom I have been very close & even cried sometimes by the brilliant articles they write. Yes! You're right, I won't refrain away from giving away all the names but please I wouldn't like to be unjust to anyone either. I'd try to showcase the talents of writers & it's very possible your name wouldn't be here- Please see that this is not a tool for under estimating your efforts but consider me unfortunate that I didn’t have the good luck of reading your reviews, For that I request forgiveness.

I come alive for different authors at different times. I get a life as soon as the members register themselves here. While I came here for the first time on Nov. 2002, All I could see was a brilliant, colorful Web page with names of authors below their reviews. On one side of the Page was a lovely picture of someone who liked to call herself Meleahk1.'Goodness Me! Said I to myself, what kid of nick is that?' I clicked on the profile just to gaze a huge bedazzling Trust List and an equal amount of reviews written. Gradually I began to read her selfless reviews, her faith in God and a desire to help others was just some of the other qualities I saw.  Now, when I look back I call such people Living Institutions. They are the hurricanes of profound thoughts. I am deeply grateful to them & shall continue to bow down before them as always.  Other writers in this category are:

Living Institutions/ Lifetime Achievers

# PROFFBBMOHANTY- His profile is one of the best and jealousy easily creeps in you by the awards he has garnered.( http://www.hugetrustlist.com)

# Cousin2: Her service to MS and her travel reviews are the best once can explore. ( http://www.80-nights 40-days around the world.com)

# milinddesai: His movie reviews and the special Oops & trivias speculation about the movie are so original and Fad setting. ( http://www.moviereviewer.com)

# madlalya: Nothing can be enough, if uttered, about this writer. Maddy's last bow was indeed the most hurting thing during my stay here. ( http://www.sensitivity-galore.com)

# just-did-it: He can analyze anything & everything under the sun. I am thankful to him for his reviews on Interviews & group discussion as they helped me a lot. Watch out for his rev's on Books.( http://www.Analytical-guru.com)

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While most of you might lead your train of thought to learn that I'm being diplomatic, I would also try & rationalize the title of the topic. But friends, There can't be 5. There are 3 everywhere & anywhere. Say Gold, silver & bronze. But in my case all the awards are gold. Mind you, I reiterate that, These are my favorite reviewers. If you want the names of best reviewers, there are 58 names(just 58) in the entire review, they are the best with due respect to other writers who unfortunately couldn't make it here due to my contemptuous bad luck.

Here are the most undisputed & most pleasure giving(no pun intended) writers:

# Spookaay: Shall I call him theMaster of Analogies or the ruler of the site? Shall I call him the most sought after author or shall I sing a song for his greatness(no pun intended)? He is undoubtedly the most talented, most bitingly creative, most envy-arising author. Each inch of his personality radiates a glimmering light of amazing creation of reviews. His comments are the best of the lot. Spooks, I shall be very grateful to you for the hours of laughter that you have rendered into the hearts of People through your inimitable, highly rated chef-d'oeuvre reviews. And definitely mate, you have a career in web camera photography. Though I dislike you so much for you never write regularly. My God!  I was waiting for your 50th review to happen before mine, but ultimately I gave up. You are here to rule.

( http://www.unrivalled-inimitable-Lord of the analogies-shining wit.com)

# Premjit: The most eligible bachelor. The most humorous writer on MS. The most torrential rain surveyor, the most expedient interviewer after Seamy Grey Wall, the most coveted actor for Mein Prem Ki deewani hoon. Ladies & gentleman, where else can you find humor cells swimming galore in the mucus of wit. Where else would you find a fruit juice seller/ pickpocket synesthetically metaphorised in the likes of prem?  Where else in the whole of MS reviews would you find the most happening word hijrotic to describe the sense of a non-sense actor? The best of friends one can find off MS. ( http://www.dense-sense of humor.com)

# Tongue_in_cheek: This gentleman is wasting time on MS. He ought to be one of the highly paid columnists in the national dailies. It's our greatest fortune that he is here to give us the secret prisoner's diary not found anywhere. There are 3 things that can't be found anywhere in this universe. 1) A good-faithful-loving- husband. 2) Osama Bin Laden 3) Writers like Tongue_in_cheek. A true writer that calls his forth coming reviews as forth coming distractions. A Fill it-Shut it-Forget it! Type of writer. Give him anything to write and he shall not sadden you. His language & flow of thoughts are the best of the best. Your review is always incomplete if you don’t mention him in it. He is a blessing, a Self-Help Book for members here. If ever you are in doubt while writing a review, chant the eternal mantra Jay TiC Namah & see your review in the Hot reviews Section. ( http://www.Cascade-of-incomparable review.com)

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