F*** . Review on Fida - Bollywood

I saw Fidawhen it was released. I should have written the review at that time itself to vent my anger. But I did not. Now I am writing to vent it. The F is not the 4 letter word you think. It is Fida only. Because I feel there is not a worst thing other than the word Fida.

Welcome to the world of Internet hacking. There is a bank and has a website with Username and Password in the centre. When the user enters the correct password it will blink in red colour. Bollywood movies have improved man. When the user types the password it shows only *s and does not show the actual password (In Ajnabee when Bobby types the password it shows what is typed).

Now money transfer should happen. How it will happen? You know to count money. You count 100 Rs 200 Rs ... and give it to your friend. In the same way money transfer happens from one account to another account. 500 Crores get transferred like this. And you see money actually getting transferred. In Fardeen's account money increases from 0 to 500 and in Don's acct money goes down from 500 to 0.

If you know programming you can see 2 for loops running simultaneously.

for(i=0; I lesser than 500; I += 0.01) for(i=500; I greater than 0; I -= 0.01)

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If you know something about Database then you feel like hitting the director. Money transfers happen instantaneously. It does not matter if the amount transferred is 100 Rs 1 Crore Rs. Everything takes the same time.

Shahid loves Fardeen's lover Kareena. They hatch a plot to pin Shahid and make him that Internet ''hacker''. Shahid agrees to become the hacker because of Kareena. Shahid goes to a browsing centre and wow Police ppl catch him. Shahid escapes to see Kareena only to find that she is Fardeen's lover and it is a conspiracy and he escapes. How he takes revenge is the whole movie...

There are so many stupid sequences like the above hacking. For instance Fardeen tracking the address of Shahid from the cell no. He types the program trace_call (Probably Fardeen is an Oracle. He has answer for everything in the world in terms of programs). Oh boy that program gives the name, address etc., (I think it also gives date of birth :) ).

Not only these kind of stupid mistakes but there are lot of mistakes in the movie. The screenplay is one of the worst I have ever seen (One of the worst because there is another worst. Read my Chanakya review. Both are equally sty. It is really difficuly to take 2 movies which are equally sty.).

Thank god the movie is only for 2 hours unlike other Hindi movies which are for 3 hours. So it sucks only for 2 hours. I thank the director for that...