Drown-a your money. Review on Drona

Q. What do you call a movie which only has a plot and  nothing else? No story, no screenplay, no script, no acting and a crying Jaya Bacchan?

A. DISASTER

B. CATASTROPHE

C. DRONA

D. ALL OF THE ABOVE

The answer is D.

Abhishek Bacchan has not acted in a single scene. Not even the one in which his mother turns into a stone statue. Actually, I think he gave that statue a good look before actually realizing it was of stone - because it is always difficult to tell the difference between Jaya Bacchan and her statue. Abhishek has either been wasted or he has used up all his acting skills in Guru.

Kay Kay, who everybody thinks is a good actor has been corrupted and sabotaged by the director into a clown villian.

Priyanka looks absolutely amazing in the first 15-20 minutes of her role. After that she is reduced to a sidekick of a log of wood.

You should not watch it - not even when it is telecasted on TV.

This movie(along with Aag) should be used as a third degree torture technique by the Anti-Terrorism Department.

And of course, a message for Goldie - a computer can only add graphics, not a script. And do not show this movie to Sonali, just in case you wish that your married life stays blissful.