Night show Drona!!... Review on Drona

Ill explain the movie with a real life story....

Boring sunday night...

After 4 days being at  home and nothing to do.. me and my friend decided to go for DRONA!!!!

yes believe me we did get the tickets too... surprised? hehe...

Booked the nite show at REX(bangalore)..

Reached at 9:20PM for the show at 9:50PM..

We waited as the cars went off... one ..after another.. after another...

These cars swooshed  past the parking lot..

And there it was the parking lot...which was waiting to be parked but... it was a long wait..

Only my bike and 4 others were the survivors there.....

Suddenly a guy passes by and comes to the Counter..

Boy: is the show housefull?

Counter Man: Housefull?

Boy: Yes..is it housefull?

Counter Man: (Giggling) .. Well not yet.. why do you want another ticket?

Boy: what?..spare me.. I think ill keep d ones I have and go..

We almost started laughing...

Anyways, with a scared look on our faces we went inside the hall at 9:45PM.

We go to the hall...Dead empty...

We 2 only ones on the gates... we shy at the stalls and we see 6 guys sitting..

We took a sigh of relief that we aint the only ones.. hehe....

And suddenly the Movie screen was lit...

And there was VIDYA BALAN...

Smiling at us...

No guys it was not a special appearance of her..

It was TOSHIBA LCD TV Add on the screen..

LOL...

It went on for quite a while.. Toshiba whirlpool wat not..

And then it was the moment....

DRONA!!!

Started...

We awaited the opening screen with bated breath...

And we see an introduction in Comic strips of amrit and kalash and drona's ancestors and

blah blah blah..

well the plot sounded interesting...

After some timepass with a kid and an uncle and an aunty and everything,

the intoduction of Abhishek. And suddenly he starts singing a song..

The song almost finished and tra la la la... it started again..

We started booing.. I mean whoeva was in there....

Man, where do u get these songs... sigh...

There was this blue petal.. the guide of young drona..swooshing from here to there..

jeez... the butterfly in Love story 2050 and now this...

Who gets u these ideas man...psychos...lol...

Den after a lot of long and tiresome scenes we were anxiously waiting for the interval.....

But damn the interval was nowhere to be seen...

And den it came the interval...

And we got after some popkorns and a coke..

Started again... Priyanka chopra doing all Kung fu stunts and Bachchan junior flashing his style or weirdness wateva u call it...

Cutting thru the crap now...

Den he finishes the Villain with his power sword and returns to one big happy family and They lived happily ever after...

I mean... gosh.. we were stunned never before have I seen such a film before...

Geez those creepy songs... and to say in short...

1 hour movie + boring songs + some priyanka OOP CHA+ bachchans fully faltoo acting+

bollywood bakwas = DRONA!!

Drona ko jaana nahi... nahi to padega Rona...

And while coming back from it.. we were looking at each other and went together.......

"DONT TELL ANYONE"!...

:=)