Jul 04, 2011 09:32 AM
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This is a story about 4 guys. Story about Sneer, Queer, Phatte ...and Me. Once there was a Sneer, once there was a Queer, once there was a Phatte and once there was Me.
Sneer kahin chalo Sh!t dekh ke aayi, Queer kahin chalo Sh!t dekh ke aayi, Phatte kahin Sh!t dekh ke aayi to hum kaha chalo ham-hau Sh!t dekh ke aayi. Hoye :-P
Not since the days of MNIK has such sh!tty (its a good word now mind you) furore been created over a movie. Sh!t starts to happen pretty earlywhen the 3 friends have to spend close to half an hour watching promos of upcoming movies before they finally get to taste the real Sh*t. And when they do, here's what they have to say :-
Sneer - Eeks, did you see how he used Orange Juice. I think I'll never be able to drink orange juice for the rest of my life. This is so grose ..(royalty paid to @SG21)
Queer - You know, flavoured things are quite the rage these days. If there can be flavoured comdoms, why not flavoured a**es ? The logic is essentially the same.
Phatte - You have a point there. Americans use toilet paper to wipe their a$$es. Have we stopped using paper ?
Queer - Yes, tell you what, this sh!t appeals to an overall audience. Shock value is the way to go these days ...
Sneer - Look at that Kunal chap. He has dragged himself through the entire movie just with that constipated look. You call that acting ?
Phatte - Why not ? It takes time to cultivate that perfect constipated look. When Jack Sparrow sports one, gals drool over him and you guys try to imitate.
Sneer - And did you see how they made the Bose DK thing into an anthem. That wasnt just grose. It was crassly grose, crude and prude....
Phatte - You spent half your schooldayscracking jokes on Rosemary Marlow. Wasnt that grose ?
Sneer - But that was different. With this kinda thing people in India will shudder at the thought of having DK Bose for a name. I dont care about Americans.
Phatte - In that case didnt you made jokes on Ganpat Raitoo.
Queeer - Calm down guys there's something in it for everybody. For people who find art in faeces there's a lot of it to be had. For others it just a field day with choicest expletives and obscene gestures.
Sneer - And what of the songs. All one liner songslike I hate you (like I love You) and Bhaag Bose DK Aaandhi aayi. Is this how you make music ?
Phatte - Oh, I loved "Jaa Chudail" and 'Return of the Disco Fighter'
Sneer - Whaddya know ? The Disco fighter act was just a spoof, maybe on Mithunda and other hirsute heroes who wore shirts with top 4 buttons missing. I never thought Aamir would stoop to this level...
Phatte - If you ask me this is the most holistic slapstick comedy I had for a long time.
Sneer (with a sh!tty look) - No not holistic, only hole and stick. This has to be the most raunchy movie I ever paid to see...I'm disgusted....
Phatte - Yes you are right. The popcorn isnt crunchy....
The sh!t ended and they got out of the hall.
Sneer kahin Aamir ke badnaam kar aiye, Queer kahin Aamir ke pranaam kar aayi, Phatte kahin Aamir ke salaam kar aayi to hum kaha chalo ham-hau Aamir ke pranaam kar aayin.
Hoye :-P
Sneer mareen 'Hate' Review, Queer mareen 'Mate' Review, Phatte mareen Sh!t Review...
Aur hum ? Hum diya thengwa dikhaye.
Hoye :-P
(PS - I dont like the idea of writing on widely Reviewed products but I had had Delhi Belly for Dinner last night and guess what - Sh!t had to happen :-P)
