Feb 21, 2009 02:24 AM
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Are you in USA? Why, my dear? What the hell are you doing there? If Muslim “Amitabh” has married a Hindu girl “Waheeda” of Chandni Chowk, then what else can the father of “Ranbir Kapoor” do, other than buying the havelis and playing billiards? Wow, they are really fascinating “Delhi Dildaars”.
In the morning, face the traffic jam, eat jalebis from Muslim Manglu’s Mithai Dukaan, worship the mother cow in the streets, then after sunset, just enjoy the launch of “Chandrayan” rocket to the moon.
If you have never seen “Ram-Leela”, don’t miss it boss. Because in Delhi, the Hanuman get missing, and there appears a Monkey Man…and all Delhi localites call it as “Kala Bandaar”.
Roshan, please don’t give big bhaashan, because this is Indian Policeman! Only money matters. In a house, two brothers are enemies, as they are real dildaars, you see! It is better to take drops of water everyday, rather than a bottle of glucose water in one day only.
So, “Gobar” is a clever boy, and why not dear, the real true love of a scheduled caste girl “Zalebi” matters, no matter how much pain she takes to exploit feminism, to satisfy others. Small boys of Delhi are really too fast to become a gentleman, after all humans are not trees, which can be grown rapidly by using Urea fertilizers.
If you are a pigeon of a cage like “Masakali”, then how can you fly freely in the air and that too in the domain of “Indian Idol”? Oh, my goodness! Rat poison is injurious to health, please play safe and be happy with Bittu. But, the slaps of Om Puri is not bad after all. Look at the Delhi skies, and the Kites, and close your eyes, you will find the fusion of Delhi culture on the USA soil, wow, isn’t it fascinating?
Delhi Dildaars are fed up with this Monkey Man. Ok ok, let us introduce the famous “Shani Baba”, whose comments ignited fire in the bloods of two communities. Hey Ram, are we going to experience a riot? Where is that Delhi Fakir, who shows the mirror?
Arrey, MTV Cyrus launched a missile on the Prem Chopra’s wife, but the nuclear fission happened elsewhere. What to do? Nothing babah, just make them understand by showing the Fakir’s mirror that “Aaine me apne aap ko jhaankh ke dekh saaley, tujh pe Rab dikhtaa hai”. But, alas, in Delhi, illiteracy and foolish brains rules over the pathetic, brutal minds.
The pigeon wants to fly in the air and the USA babu wants to catch hold of it. Uff, these people are in a mood of riot.
Now it is the right time to take a jump from this terrace to that one, by wearing the Mother-board ka circuit walaa monkey-jacket. Eii, there is the kalaa bandaar, who the hell wants a riot, just capture that bloody man, and kill him. Uuh, MTV Cyrus is a coward person, very rightly proved by the Monkey Man, and the pigeon is in his arms, but it was only for few seconds.
For this kala Bandar, we the delhites of Delhi 6, are fed up. Allah of Jama Masjid and Ram of Ram Mandir were in dilemma. What is the solution, to resolve this issue? Show this man, the real, brutal “Dilli ka Dil”. Pirs, Purohits and Publics played football in the streets, with that man, but that pigeon cried.
Manglu, when you have eyes, why don’t you use it properly before killing somebody with a chopper? When Gobar spoke, an earthquake happened in the Delhites’ hearts. That 5 second tremor of high-intensity level was more than enough to make them understand that, “Kaala Baandar” has its own apartment in the minds of Delhi 6 people.
Wait, babah, you people have called an ambulance, that is Ok, but let Roshan complete the hi-fi supernatural online chatting session with “Amitabh” of Jannat through the webcams of minds and souls. Policewaala hoon, koi jallad naahi, jaah Manglu, tere ko maine chorh diyaa, par kya Roshan jinda rahega.
Yes, indeed, as confirmed by the Great Grandfather of Jannat. After all, this USA babu’s heart says: - “Delhi ke galiyon ko chorh ke kaun jayega swarg pe?” Every year in Ram Leela, Ravan gets killed, may be this time the Monkey Man was killed from the minds of “Delhi Dildaars”.
When the bitter, foolish and disgusting “Gobar” take hold of the “Zalebi”, then the “DELHI 6” becomes a master-piece of artistic charisma, fruitfully handcrafted by “Rakesh Omprakash Mehra”.
