Jul 19, 2006 09:36 PM
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ho ho gypsy loves this catfight of a movie.
whenever 2 women fighting for a man, whoever that man, you should be stopping and watching. becoz it very interesting, these women, they willing to selling soul to devil himself to stop getting older and losing their good looks. they so concerning with only looking good, they dont care whose life they ruining. gypsy like these bad women.
and the guy they so figting over is none other than bruce willis. but here he is bruce wimp-is. very bald gray paunchy-paunchy sad sack.
when I saw the star cast I said WTF? (ya gypsies give curse now and then, but only using initials of curse). why meryl streep who is winning many golden naked man dolls keeping proudly on shelf is acting with goldie hawn major babe with long legs short talent ? and in between is stuck bruce willis action star with no action. but ya, this called black comedy. it is black becoz ..er I dont know. there are no black people in it. there is a black limousine and black dog in some scenes. anyway, forget it. it is comedy becoz I enjoying it. really laughing ho-ho.
meryl marrying bruce willis and living happily as famous actress. until old friend goldie hawn come to visit - looking slinky good in red backless gown with leg slit going upto armpits, seducing bruce wimpis out of his head. meryl now middle-aged, goldie also middle aged, but goldie looking like sweet seventeen. why? meryl is sad, going consulting her beautician for improvements. beautician is very gay like all famous beauticians, waving hands and all, but he saying cant help. meryl too old.
u see, there is a naked woman wearing long long necklaces hiding the frontview, living in a castle in the middle of the city. what is castle doing middle of the city? let us not going behind small details. this naked woman is some kind of magic gypsy/devil advocate. she in business selling magic potions to famous and unfamous people for staying young forever. no she not working for a cosmetics house estee lauder. she witchy woman, yes, no govt. control on her.
comes a stormy night(oooooooooo, gypsy loving stormy nights. sooo sexy, ya?) meryl desperate going to consult naked magic woman, who sell the magic youth potion to her. meryl drink potion and turn younger, firmer, smoother. but potion come with warning - after drinking potion body never age, but must be careful, no injuries. meryl going home, insulting brucie, he very angry pushing her down the stairs. meryl going bump, bump, bump, crashhhhhhh!!!
she dead?hell no. neck twisted 180 degree full about turn, but she still alive. magic of the potion, hey.
mega-funny hospital scene where meryl goes to checkup- doctor himself has a heart attack.
funny scene where meryl shoot goldie - she die? hell no. why? guess, guess, guess.
if u thinking I will tell you what happens to brucie wimpis now ? no I wont. there is many fast twists, ending very good. u go see movie urself. where to see, u asking? dont pls coming to my caravan, ok.
hey, movie on HBO this month. so you can seeing good movie free and all. dont thank me, thanking gypsy god for unusual story with good actors making good blackish comedy.
(why blackish? because about death, gypsy leader say. is death black, u asking ? pls dont arguing with me - better u drink black coffee and watching.)
