More casual approach towards the subject, dont take it too much on brain :
Tough Time 1 : **The master was a mallu. Despite the traditional history that south indians enjoy of being a good teacher, this guy was an exception to the rule. This man never ever explained anything to us - in fact, he just use to read from the book, and then, the best he did was to reiternate those lines as explanations, add ’Ok?’ to them, n then, he use to look at us and expected ’baccha log’ to shake their head obidiently in consent. We complained umpteen times to Princi to change him but all in vain.
How to deal? : Well bro, u cant really do anything abt it. U got to study on ur own , thats how we passed, but then, on second thoughts, Ganda Bandas(GBs) ** always have a thing or two to do :)
Bodoom, The Big Bang :
Theory : Heard of’Rassi Bum’ **? I think, they are one of the best things that have ever happened to the mankind. The bestest part of this best thing is the ’timer’ that u can set in them. Here’s how : remove the white ’batti’ of the bomb right thru the base, beneath lies the black thread with ’barood’, wet it down with water (lightly), then fire it up, that gives u a timer for abt 5-6 min become the bodoom’s gona happen. Place it behind the chair where ’Mr. Ok’ is gona sit n take a nap.
Practical: Time - A few days before PL, none atteneded classes during those days, just us GBs and a couple more were there in the class. We knew Mr OK’s gona come, give us a few questions and then gona take a nap on chair. We calculated the time between his entering and napping was 3-4 min. One fello was on standing on the door,
"aabe aaya Abbe aaya, (here he comes!)"
"Jadi kar be (hurry!)"
We set the timer behind the chair and then gently comferted ourselfs to our seats with sweet n ignorent we-r-small-kids-only-afterall looks. Master saab came, gave us work, n there he was on the chair. (I wondered what would had been his reaction if someone told him that 30 % of amerians suffer from insomnia!). Now those couple of minutes were all haha-hehe-huhu-geeez , we were legging each other, trying to control our laughter to burst out, .... anxiously waiting ... And then it happened - BODDOOOMMMM
’Ale er vur kitte erk .... ’ (it was either malayalum or tamil, but we didnt understood either anyways), sir jee jumped the height which would have assured India an olympic medal in Pole Vault. As planned we all started pointing towards the window, " Sir, that sound come from outside’, we said running towards the window. That fellow didnt doubted us a bit, and the rest of the period, we were discussing who the hell did that mischief !!
Tough Time 2: The New Comer mess- Often new comers find it hard to adapt themselves to the alien surroundings, some take more than desired time, and some of them just could’nt accept the surroudings (for whatever reasons). This is not really good for them, as often they end up with something really nasty....
This fellow was abt a month old to our class, he was all ego, never liked nething abt the school, hardly replied to our hi’s n hello’s, just too arrogent. We avoided him, but then Manjit Singh Bhamra aka Masto was a charecter of his own kind. He just had a fight with this fellow that morning n was really looking upset that day. They use to sit on the same bench. What this sardar did was pathetic ; the moment this new banda standed up to give ans to a quest, he placed a pen below his seat - that to with naked lid pointing mercilessly towards the vulnerable.
That fello didnt knew that after he has answered the question, there was another one to follow for which, he will have no answer ...
’eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’, I know that wasnt funny, but then I just cant help it, it reminded me of Tom n Jerry cartoon, Tom face getting red before he’s suppose to take a Mount Everest conquering jump.. That guy had first aid, and then second and third aid and Masto got a suspension for a week n a GPL by Prici.
What to Do?: Well , I know its not easy to deal with a new envoirnment out there, but then life is all about compramises. May be you didnt find anything great abt something, but u got to accept that its the place u have an year to spend, just chill out dude, because somethimes, things can get really hot.. Be friendly to ppl, have a smile on your face, and look there r friends all around. Also, dont ever think abt taking Pangas with Senious or Old Bandas, it can really go deadly...
Tough time 3 , the legal ’dadagiri’: Through out u got to bore the domination of the admisnistration. There is a constant coflict between students and staff, and ireespective of its justification, its always the students who got to compramise .. :
This was too much for us, last year in school. we planeed a hillarious play, we wrote it ourself, practised hard to execute it, only to hear that we cant go for it. Princi asked us to do something patriotic and even didnt minded a repeat of an earlier staged show, till the patriotism is there...
We once again felt miserable, but then ’Fundo’ came out with a weird concept. There was one riot scene in the play, where e’one was supposed to gather and say something like ’ Maro sale ko, Kaat dalo’ and all those offensive things. We deided to go nasty on this scene and when finally the play was staged and the scene came , ’ Maro sale ko kaat dalo’, and Fundo statrted shouting in between ’ Princi ki aisi ki tesi, maaro sale ko, saale ki Ma kee..... Iski Behan ki, ......’ The whole crowd went nuts, staff went mum, Princi didnt knew where to look...
We were all warned , were not really punished because no one an make out who said those words, as there were aleast 20-25 in that riot scene.
Ahem..., I know that was not a nice thing to do, but then u got to take out ur frustation somehow, this was one of the planed n safer ways we could thought at that time.
Lastly, some words of wisedom - Its always adviced not to mess around with adminstration , majorly beause they can wipe u off by giving low marks in praticals...
Morel: Life gets tough at times, its up to u how to deal with the situation, I prefer laughter therepy, don really give a damn to its relevence or aptness to the topic , if something makes me laugh, I will wake up from the graveyard to share it...
This should b my 25th deletion. Wont gona be here 4 a week or so, and looks tough to b consistent from hereon, hmmm, finally some relief for readers ! *
Cheers !
