SARCASM AND A BRAND OF ROAD-KILL!!. Review on Deadpool

Trust your wits, crack some nuts, blow some horns and shake that shiny back. Not because you're about to land in a mess and find yourself beside the broken roads, amputated pricks(maybe with their pants down) and dangling street lights uprooted from its core.Don't worry! Stay calm! cause the 30 pounder is in no position to haggle, although my thought process may strictly stay on the "beautiful blub of yellow stream attached to its top ohhh! isn't it beautiful! Alright it was just my form of "meditative masturbation" that helps me relax. Now, let me take you to how I do it, Its really simple actually.You just need a pinch of groggy nitwits with a motive to rule over the world and spread its evil haahahahahh! blah blah blah! yeah, that was not even an actual laughter, it was typed.I mean you are so stupid:-D

The next thing you need is one large whale sized sarcasm. Now, let me come to the hard part, where I have terminal cancer and was recently contacted by some English twerp that goes by the name Francis Xavier.He is an absolute s.head. I mean he stole my life(in the form of hot looks) and made me into a rotten avocado. Wait! got to stop you there, this is not the Francis I am talking about.Its someone from a film I saw Deadpool. Its a crazy flick yo, just a bad person trying hard to be the worst person ever and his fierce love projection on someone, all the same.Ahhh! just see the film.

While some will find the above paragraphs a little gibberish, some will criticize on my grammatical and some will just read the first word.The others may find it compelling, cause the brand new red and black masquerader with two swords and firearms will set the heart ablaze while its still the Valentine's season.Director Tim miller's first and probably not the last is a scintillating spectacle that will be first time experienced by rescue the day

lovers.Not to mention its a no-plot flick, that furbishes a brand of road-kill that can be roasted, smoked and marinated with wassail. You should definitely try it with your partner! Its the new Valentine's dish! Its a comic wonderland that makes your sad day become all the more exciting(if you are single).

Ryan reynolds as(Wade wilson/Deadpool) dazzles through the eye and as a new-comer has many more amends to make. While, he is richly supported by his co-actor Morena Baccarin as(Vanessa Carlysle) who also sparkles equally. To know the others you should watch the film for non-spoilers.However, there are the X-men and a cameo again by someone.

Try it, its so intense and you're just gonna want more.