...Mr. Yawn Game... Review on Cricket

He He :-) You know I was enjoying with my chachi and family hence couldn't write many reviews for all this days but now I am back and so does is my reviewing, hena.

So today I will be writing about Cricket, you know they call the cricket as a Gentleman's game to be only played by the gentlemen and not Goonda Mawali but nowadays lot of Goonda Mawalis have stepped to play in the game as well so I feel its not a gentlemen's game any more, Look at the difference in England and India, Where in England a Batsman hits a four then they only clap but exactly opposite to this in India they Shout and Scream, I have heard the commentary they say its the Electryfying atmosphere, but you know I feel thats not electifying its vrey Goonda Atmosphere as mostly the crowd just shouts and doesnt watch the match concentratingly.

Well to tell you I have also watched Cricket in the Stadium, Well you know Dhananjay was very very keen to watch the India v/s Westindies match and so because of him we went into watch it, You know India won that game but I found it so boring the same bat and ball game, But I like Rahl Dravid he is a very very Big cricketer, You know Rahul Dravid is very smart also. So I was sitting in the stadium but it was so faar far that I couldnt guess who is who, Dhananjay so acts so smart I tell you , he shows as if I am lallu and dont know about the game, He was constantly showing and shouting me the positions like Silly Gully, Point and cover, Bt you know dont tell anyone I am very dumb when it comes to such hi fi cricket talks. I dunno why they call that I mean the positions.

He he you know I have made a rhyme also

Silly Gully

Playing Bully

So in short Cricket is played by 22 players i.e. 11 players on each side and then there are 2 umpires on the field and a 3rd umpire so sits in the AC cabin and watches TV, you know I also want to be a Third Umpire its so good na, you have to just watch TV he he :-), But I find that sign they give for the 3rd umpire very funny, he he as if they do PT, You know I dunno the name of that umpire but his name is sometihgn Billy Billy I dunno, he's to absolute Funny he just dances on the field.

But truely speaking I dont like our Indian Team dresses they are so dull, We call it Men in Blue but I should call them Men in Dull Blue, I like NZ cricketers dresses.

You know I like the Cricket commentary also. But I dont understand many a things but I still try hard to get a good meaning out of it. Can anyone tell me what is a

Tail Lander, I have heard this many a times also a term called Reverse Swing, I hard Dhanu talking about this. Cricket has One day and Test Cricket too.

Overall I find Cricket a Ver very slow game and thats why I call it a Mr.Yawn game, I dunno but one day I went to see Dhananjay playing, You know he is absolute lallu and tries to show off, His team was fielding and they made his stand far far somewhere and not even once the Ball went to him, You know then I went there and gave him a Orange Candy he ate while he was playing, see what a Dull game.

I also know how to play Cricket but I dont like Fas Balling it is very difficult to play it, infact I get out on the very first ball, I like the ball which is underarm then so I can be a Sachin Tendulkar, You know girls are also playing nice cricket nowadays.

I think football is a faster game, You know one funnny thing Dhananja was playing with Tennis ball,infact I have seen many of children playing with Tennis ball, Usually cricket is played with that Red Ball, I dunno what it is called but it very big and heavy.

I hope this a good review. Thank you and Love Sakshi